/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>59389959
>XRP revokes women's rights
Holy shit this is bullish.

It’s face-melting gigamoon time

>>59329323
>can enlighten me why you buy this scam at these prices?
No, I can't.
I'll continue to buy and you'll never shake me.

>>59125666
Devilish. I'm already hodling both so I'm gtg. Also getting into the Pokemon TCG box collecting for multi year hodling. May or may not grab singles here and there if I find one I think looks super cool.

>purposely pissing on the waste-porcelain posterior protector at my place of employment employing a predominantly disproportional portion of the female population

>>58621351
What are you gonna do about it?

>>58618666
Begone satan

>>58586462
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!!!

>>58581069
>Investigation Details: On June 3, 2024, the Wall Street Journal (“WSJ”) published an article reporting that “E*Trade is considering telling meme-stock leader Keith Gill he can no longer use its platform after growing concerned about potential stock manipulation around his recent purchases of GameStop options, according to people familiar with the matter.” The article reported that “[s]hortly before Gill reignited a meme-stock craze in May, he bought a large volume of GameStop options on E*Trade,” and that “[t]his week, Gill posted screenshots of an E*Trade account showing he owns GameStop shares now valued at $140 million and a new set of options that expire later this month. His total gains on the positions were at $85.5 million, he posted late [on June 3], showing his account remained in operation.” The WSJ article stated that “E*Trade and its owner Morgan Stanley” had “concerns [Gill] can pump up a stock for his own benefit” and are “debat[ing] whether his actions amounted to manipulation[.]” Finally, the article reported that “the Massachusetts securities division is looking into Gill’s activities” and that “[t]he Securities and Exchange Commission has also been reviewing trading in GameStop call options around the time of Gill’s social media posts[.]”
Oh wow, I didn't know it was illegal to buy stock, options, and tell people!
>What’s Next? If you are aware of any facts relating to this investigation or purchased GameStop securities, you can assist this investigation by visiting the firm’s site: bgandg.com/GME. You can also contact Peretz Bronstein or his client relations manager, Nathan Miller, of Bronstein, Gewirtz & Grossman, LLC: 332-239-2660.
>BusinessWire: A Berkshire Hathaway Company
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2ayWcJfxo
Well lads, should we give them our 2 cents?

>Tfw I nooticed the 5d and the max charts
Kek kennies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRxlfmyukEk

I wonder how /smg/ is taking the news kek.

>>58559866
>Devilish

>>58556027
Devilish.

>>58516942
Oh. I didn't know the volume was twice as big yesterday. That is spicy indeed.

>>58500987
For a minute I thought he released 110 memes. Would've been pretty spicy.

What if I just pick a new date to look forward to the moment the previous date turns out to be a nothingburger? And what if I do this for the rest of my life?

>>58468619
what if I just keep holding it anyway

what if the SWIFT chat turns out to be nothingburger and I instantly just choose another date to delusionally look forward to, without ever even pausing in my bullishness

I'm not filing my taxes. The government can suck my dick.

I might have figured a way out to make super easy money with absolute 0 risk 100% legally but not going to tell because a magician never reveals his secret and I do not want normies to catch on and ruin the fun. Going to make another thread in a month if it goes well with cash stack and timestamp.

Just thought of something DEVILISH to earn money bros
>get amateur pics from /soc/ and the like
>find some website crawling with indians
>send them the pics to convince them you're a woman
>tell them to send money for more
>???
>profit

>>57551789
But what if… the blue cube is actually… quite good?

>>57519660
>>57519666