/biz/ - Business & Finance

>39 years old
>$7 cash
>$25 visa gift card
>indeterminate loose change in apartment
>cheap apartment full of junk
>chevy impala *not* connected to my identity
>many knives and tools
>-$11k+ gov't debt cuz army fukt me

Got money? Have problem? Email me. Serving NYC & Tristate area, but will travel. Problems *permanently* solved for 20 BTC and up (depending on travel, countermeasures to be overcome, and what/who the problem is).

turn
over
the
record
at gmail

(this is a work of fiction posted on an imageboard for entertainment purposes only; this poster neitjer offers nor condones illegal activities or services.)

*wink*