/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hello /biz/ I am the Mystical Man and I am a bit of a psychic. You can not believe me as this is a fucking crypto board on 4chan and most psychics are scam artists but I'm here to help YOU /biz/. If you don't belive me or my magic I couldn't give less of a fuck you are the one that will lose in the end. You don't have to pay me and all you have to do is believe me if you want gains.

I don't have just some sort of ability to see the future with 100% accuracy. It's more of a sixth sense feeling about the world around me and I can foresee where things are headed. I can't answer personal questions (like wether or not your cousin wants to bang) and would prefer to stick to crypto or stock questions, but if you have a question about a global issue I can give it my best shot!

If you listen to my words you will get major gains. Laugh now but in 1 month I will return for more advice and those of you who didn't listen to this thread will be very pink and very wojaka.

Let the magic and the questions flow through.