/biz/ - Business & Finance

>I'm bout ta end a million peoples' whole career.

I need your help to make an epic meme.

One meme I'm trying to make now in paint 3d is with a guy pumping his dick with a vacuum pump. I want to "dress" the dick with chainlink cubes like in the op pic, and the balls with the new logo. The face of the guy will be switch with sergey. I have tried to use the magic select tool and sticker tool, but no luck so far.

The idea is to post the pic when link is pumping along with a post saying "IT'S PUMPING GUYS! Sergey has initiated the pump!"

Is the current SEC moves against ICOs taking it's toll ? He unironically don't have much time left I fear

Hey, nigga, check this one the fuck out
Hey, nigma, getting blown the fuck out
I'm more popular than you at your school
I'm a band aid, you're an open wound
Bleeding out, waiting for a transfusion
While I just pulled a merger and acquisition
Town Crier, IC3, Andrew and Ari
My Cornell niggas just put you out of your misery
*mic drop*

and a lot of people losing faith. While everyone is waiting for news to drop, here is what we know about ChainLink as of now.

PARTNERS:
Here are some names of companies that ChainLink is working with, or at the VERY least has contacts with.

SWIFT: This one should be obvious to everyone by now. They just gave a working demo for SWIFT at SIBOS. They even state on the smartcontract website that they are indeed WORKING WITH SWIFT. The cheeky bastards even have SWIFT subtely underlined, as shown here:
https://imgur.com/a/UcnTf


SONY & AXA: We all know who SONY is. Axa is the largest holder of financial derivatives in the world. It's a trillion dollar market. All three parties have signed a smart contract that deals with varying levels of insurance coverage depending on firewall uptime on May 9th 2016, viewable here:

https://create.smartcontract.com/#/contracts/317764c5bf532e8b33572b6e77ae2133
https://imgur.com/a/uzRH1


FACTOM: Factom and ChainLink have been working together since 2016. You can view Factom's announcement about it here:

https://www.factom.com/blog/smartcontract-factom-announce-collaboration
https://imgur.com/a/Lf6vr

MICROSOFT: This one is a bit of speculation, but let's take a look.
https://imgur.com/a/VLmP0

In this video, Sergey states that they are indeed "working with Microsoft..." on the development of their cryptlets at 46:13 (Link below)

https://youtu.be/ytv8U0bejPA?t=2773 [Embed]

If you feel like reading up on what it actually is, then check the link below and scroll down to "Bletchley Introduces Cryrplets, which is a "Secure Blockchain Middleware into their architecture"

https://github.com/Azure/azure-blockchain-projects/blob/master/bletchley/bletchley-whitepaper.md

Also, an article stating that Microsoft recently joined Cornell, who is a ChainLink partner as stated on the Smartcontract website.

https://www.coindesk.com/microsoft-joins-cornell-blockchain-research-group/

NExt stop: 10k sats

Why moon sirs?

*pfft pfft tss* *puf puf puf puf tss*
*pfft pfft tss* *puf puf puf puf tss*
Lemme take the mic back
fat stacks like my belly on big macs
toe to toe with skelly
his wrist snaps
*bwoof*
don't mind me I'm the oracle man
shirt collar popped while shaking hands
making neets rich while on 4chan
no pajeet here I'm a straight white man

.........

>>11706578
ok, so no question at a conference or meetup yet?

Have that nolinker in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggas actin' up?!? Where the nolinkers at?
You better bust that if you gon' pull that
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nolinkers in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggas actin' up?!? Where the nolinker at?

>I see in the /biz/ the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars, advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of the history man, no purpose or place, we have no Great war, no Great depression, our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives, we've been all raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't and we're slowly learning that fact. and we're very very pissed off.

He's a revolutionary, isn't he?

Imma be linkin da chains
Bringing me gains
S to the N nigger you know the name

You want my private keys? You eat a bitchslap
Askin yourself why your girl smells like Big Mac

Think REQ, ETH or BTC is good? You have no clue
I'm crashing the whole market with no survivors, Cashies get the bullet too.

>>11687945
ayo nigga i aint tryna to fud but I got beef n shiet wit Chainlink. bruh Chainlink been on dat Ropsten for months n erryone finna expectin deez potential partners 2 test on dat test net. Sergey and his niggas even told yall to keep an eye on dat Ropsten to see dem customerz usin the network. Nigga it finna been 3 welfare payments n the only transactions on Ropsten been deadass average peeps takin the hunnit Ropsten link from tha faucet shiet. They aint no requests fo data. shiet, as a matter of fact homie some nigga aksed Thomas why and then Thomas got scurred n made a fake ass run to show it works. Homeslice, I see Tommy's request nigga but it be da only muthafuckin one.

Why aint no niggas testing on Ropsten? Where all these niggas at dat post to be creaming they underwear at the potenshul of Chainlink huh? Deadass tha lack of sergey n his niggas talkin, no updates and no fukkin worldstar presence, increasing competition from mobius niggas all red flags up in this bitch.

>I'm bout to end a million peoples' whole career.

I'm putting together a team..

>>11630038
Sergey and his army of elite neets.

>>11614881
*beat starts playing*

ayo ayo hol up

Oraclize you one point failure
my decentralized oracles fuck your grandma

I DDOS your servers while
you beg Vitalik for exposure
he compares me to Toyota
you are as trans as IOTA

I silence niggas with NDAs
Steve is tall he plays for the NBA
hes running the nodes running the code
posting the toads while your idea implodes

NEETS compare me to Jobs and Gates
they compare you to niggers and AIDS
your memes suck, your project is aborted
I go back and get the couchsurfing hotties sorted

*drops mic*

*sergey grabs the mic*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCNdbWVfdYE
*waits for the bass to kick in while nodding to the beat*

Sergey Nazarov the smartcontract CEO
call me Jason Parser like the bourne trilogy my saga
Secret Agent going postal in camp crystal
I'm not vorhees cuz I'm killing nigmas with a pistol

The other Oracles are scared cuz I render them useless
take away their usecase
while standing in line ordering a large coke and fries
not breaking a sweat they see me as a threat

chainlinks competition is dying from attrition
Ari Juels fuels my whitepaper with wisdom
making the old system my kingdom
we moving up in the pyramid scheme, extreme
buy pressure all day for years
we all green

*drops mic*

/biz/, there's something I gotta tell you for a really long time
All your fat jokes and shit sometime make me cry
I don't say you should lay it off and shit
But big macs really ain't my biggest whiff

What I want is here to change the world
And tear the oraclize jews a new asshole.
I hope one day you stop that shit.
Tweeting nazi memes to microsoft and swift.

I trynna make you rich but ain't helpin,
Don't make me want to start benching.
If I lose this fat it means it's over
If you still don't get it it's what makes me stronger

And as a result I wear the shirt
It's the only thing that makes women squirt
And just because I sometimes eat extra dessert
Doesn't mean I'm not alert. Yo

Yo
Yo, yo, check this one out
The name's Sergey
But you, sir, are GAY
(crowd: OOOOHHH)
My chainlink's tamper proof
But you is just a poof
Witnet, Mobius, Oraclize
Witness how I euthanize
All my lame ass competitors
I'm a fat ass eating burgors
Big mac, big belly
More money than skelly
My oracles got more reliability
Than Thomas Bertani
Dumb spic playing the ukulele
While my cult's posting pepe
My maintnet dropping q1
Nigma ain't even ready for twenty twenty one!
I got Gavin, Lubin and Swift
You gon' be jumpin' off a cliff!
*mic drop*
*crowd cheers*