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So if I short today I'm not gonna get fucked right?

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>>15789085
>betting against big mike
lol

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>>12027878
In vest in UVXY Inc.

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>>11444639
Tl;dr

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>>11403375
Better adjust your trading strategy

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>>11016521
lol
new management senpai

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>>10863611
Buy UVXY Inc.

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So is it time to buy UVXY Inc. ?

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First for UVXY Inc.

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>>9904514
as a proud 5% shareholder of UVXY inc, my suggestion may come with somewhat of a bias, but i can assure you that it is nonetheless, very sound.

you see a lot of "low IQ" or "hihg IQ" shitposting around here. and thats all well and good for when times are good. but when times are tough, high IQ will not save you.
only HIGH TEST can save you.

thats where UVXY comes in.
you see, UVXY inc is the major player in the fear commoditization business. we thrive while others are suffering.

and the reason?
our fearless leader, CEO mike tyson is back in charge.

take a look at that chart. you see way back when? that was UVXYs IPO. $1M per share. that peak? when mike had to step down. the most recent run? mikes return to the market.

dont you see? its the most undervalued company in the world. tensions are high, fear is in the air, and the worlds leader in the fear sector is sitting at 99.9% down over the last few years.

its the most obvious buy in all of wallstreet.
BUY it and NEVER sell

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>>9743913
I am huge fan of your career and your philosophy, M. Tyson
I would let you sign my face with your fist anytime you want

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>>9429514
0.04 on Seeking Alpha

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>>9420743
Heard TVIX inc. has been shitting the bed lately.
Maybe they're overdue for a good run sometime soon.

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>>9381773
You already know who you should invest with anon.

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>>9361273
Buffett-sama is cool
But have a few words of wisdom from CEO Tyson too senpai

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>>9357472
>Mike Tyson absolutely ruined
SAY THAT TO MY FACE AND NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

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Trading like CEO Mike edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on Options:
Part 1 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
Part 2 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

FED shitposting schedule
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

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