/biz/ - Business & Finance

What options does a multimillionaire have to be a burden on the government? Is picrel even remotely realistic or is it just a larp? Here's one idea I have
>Already have a bachelor's and master's degree (comp sci)
>Want to find the cheapest, most bullshit, but still accredited law school program possible to complete
>Pass the bar for my state
>Spend my free time filing nonstop lawsuits against the government.
>Make them pay all the legal fees while I drag cases out as much as possible
>Maybe also do pro bono work helping people file for disability and fight their cases for them
I will will be retiring soon (32) and will still continue to pay whatever taxes I owe like a good goy. I'm just trying to think of whatever legal avenues I might have to force the government to spend at least whatever I pay on taxes for a given year just to deal with my autistic ass.

>student loan of a few grand to help with stuff
>check arrives years later and they had a 13% interest rate every 2 weeks
>the debt is now at 27K even more years later
KEK
They actually think I will pay hahaha.
Should I sue? thinking about slamming the loan company with several charges including international criminal ones to see if I can get a pay out.