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>>53107206
kek even in the absolute best odds state lottery (massachusetts last time i checked) you are getting something like 82 cents on the dollar expected value, BEFORE TAXES. and yes you will have to pay taxes if you win anything bigger than a few thousand. so all in all its like buying 50 cents for a dollar

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>>52827256
didnt read, didnt check the price, didnt withdraw, and cant sell

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OH GOD NO PLEASE FUCKING STOP SNDL FUCKK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The tweet tries to make a point but in a bad way...

vid related sums it up better desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On4nHiY4E0g

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>>23349977
Yes, sell everything now. Don't even think of buying again until October 2021.

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>NKLA Green
>QQQ Red
>Again

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>>20040798
Fudding? As in Fear Uncertainty and Doubt? I am Bravely Certain that this Russian Scam will be going to Zero, Without a Doubt.

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>>19686999
33 and got grey hairs in my beard this year. Nice amount of hair on top, though.

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>TODAY WONT END RED
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>aftermarket super green

GREEN FRIDAY BOYS

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>SSL
big oof

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>imagine losing money in the quickest recovery in the history of stock markets

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>>19493307
to 4channel?

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>>19473570
>tfw sold my calls at open for a 3% gain

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>>19303340
>So, in order to buy or sell BTC, you need at least 2 or 3 verified forms of ID on any reputable website. If you try and hide finances from a court, the process of financial discovery will get you called out on it and you'll face jailtime for lieing and hiding finances. It can take several hours for a transaction to go through. I think any banking company can cut that transaction time in at least half, if not more. BTC has been in a bear market for more then 2 years. Google's quantum computing project has said publicly that they could probably use it to crack the encryption code to BTC. Donald Trump says BTC is stupid. Warren Buffett isnt investing in it. 99% of altcoins are scams that die within the first major media coverage. The major hype cycle for BTC already passed. The money flows are heavily manipulated by degenerate gamblers on BitMex. And the only thing that the currency would actually be used to pay for is illegal drugs, KP, or money laundering that isnt going to stop any judge or lawyer in the world from sending you to fucking prison. Cant even buy ramen noodles without several hours wait time. Not to mention, it costs nearly $10,000 for a single one of these, and there are currently 18 MILLION of them in existence. You pay transaction fees of 7%.

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>>18820127
This project was started to solve a personal problem, that is why it's more legit than any other project in crypto right now. As many of you know, I was barely getting by doing hourly magician gigs, you know, sleight of hand card tricks, long ass handkerchiefs, shit like that. I was sinking fast and had been going to my magician gigs hungover. Most of the time I would have to take a flask of bourbon along just to make it thru the gig. One Monday I started, well... continued, a gnarly bender after doing tricks for some rich banker's kid's bar mitzvah. I was so depressed hearing them talk about their parents money I just kept smashing whisky shots and doing insane amounts of blow I got off this gayboi designer I met at some club. We fucking went apeshit man.. when I woke up the next friday afternoon I saw all the ideas we came up with in our coked out frenzy to start an Ethereum token ponzi scheme. I used to be a BTC maximalist before I got into magic so I kinda know the crypto scene. The logo was so good and apparently I promised this gayboi that he would make millions off this logo so he would keep fronting me blow... I don't want to fuck that up cuz he's super hot and I don't get that type of boi pussy as much these days. Anyhow I have to do this thing now so check out Hex and if you are early enough you might make a few bucks, but probably not.

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>>18777920
>tried to buy weekly calls yesterday at close
>didn't go through
BASED GOD SAVING MY ASS

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>>18638319
UNEMPLOYMENT ANNOUNCED 7 MILLION

FUTURES ARE UP 4%

BUY BUY BUY BUY

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are we witnesseing economic meltdown?

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>NIGGERS THOUGHT THEY WERE SMART BUYING OIL CALLS AT $20 AND SELLING PUTS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHAHAHAHAGHAHAHAHAHAH

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>florida unemployment website down again
>claim from 6 weeks ago not paid
how do I invest in starving?

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tik tok renties, may 1st is approachin

what do you mean your unemployment check hasn't come in yet?

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What happens when everybody can't pay their rent may 1st?

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>>18205445
>IV and Theta are going to murder me.
Mine are may, same

I'm just going to roll my puts once IV drops

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