/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17765610
>>17765964
if we tech bubble nao, i hope this means we get to short all/most of the FAANG stocks into absolute nothingness
between boomers all dying of plague, and their portfolios transferred to all of /smg/, the (relatively distant) future is lookin BRIGHT for those ineligible for draft lol

>>17766047
no worries m8
SOMEone is gonna rub out MBS at some point
hes acting retarded
or like hes on scarface levels of cocaine or something
i can just see it now
>sitting in some bunker on a solid gold throne
>gold plated rocket launcher across his desk
>mountain of cocaine on a tray
>covered in the shit
>giant screen that shows the order flow of entire oil market
>broker keeps calling "what should we do my liege?"
>MBS: "DOMP EET
>yes ur eminence
>[wife #26 of 52 tries to walk in]
>MBS: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa"
>blasts her thru a wall
>[does 10 more grams of blow]
>DDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPP EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
suddenly
>cianiggers/fsbniggers/kgbniggers/regular niggers come in and """heart attack""" him

next morning:
>reports have now surfaced that the crown prince of saudi arabia is kil
>F
>oil is going back to 50 lol everythings fine why worry?
[bombs iran/iraq/iranywhere/ireverywhere]
>oil to a hundred gorillion cuz muh """"civil war"""" in all the other desert cunts that make it
>mfw (rather, USfw)

muh "death to USD"
you sound like a gommie/retard, or a kid who didnt see this episode already my dude
house always wins

>>17555457
lel

>>17490818
lmfao

>>17435084
lel

>>17366186
lel