/biz/ - Business & Finance

>thinking about pulling 100k from my bank
>don't know where the fuck to put that much money

Wait you HAVE to report HSA contributions?? They told me it was tax fREEEEEEE

>in break room
>me and the boys were having a loud "yo momma" battle with the black guys, indians were watching
>it was my turn and in middle of joke female coworkers walked in
>they heard my line and apparently they went to HR afterwards
>possibly going to get laid off from walmart job now
>going to have to liquidate my gambling folio

bros I'm financially ruined, how am I going to recover from this?

>>53508294
>final blackpill
>the rednecks of america and lowest of iq africans are our last hope of defeating the AI hell society
>programmers and scientists are literal arch villains of this timeline enabling evil

Uh
I just received a dividend from Cisco even though I only held them for 2 days.

>>53146778
>there are people that understand newtonian mechanics physics
>there are people that understand how fuckin' magnets work

Mothafuckin' einsteins up in this bitch doing their black magic

How many shares of phizer or bayer do I need to get "the call" and be taken to the briefing room and learn about the zombie virus blacksite projects?

I want to be like pic related every day of 2023. What should be my trading strategy to do this?

>>52902386
>friday meme was ELEVEN years ago
>there was a time when a single meme on youtube could grab all attention on internet
>its degraded into tiktok clone and lame suggestions

It was better then why'd the brocooli heads ruin the fun?

>female broker moved my cash position into a leveraged SOXL long

I am going to be stuck doing OT again, m'lady is a strong dominatrix

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>entirety of wall street runs on algorithms
>even the big bad blackrock is just a computer network controlling it
>peoples retirements are all essentially just a shitcoin

The neural network ML memes arent gonna dump to zero on us and cause WW3 r-right?

>>50624388
>jerome forgets to turn on the tether printer one day

so has anyone in the states that had those GME-TEMP shares started actually getting their real ones yet? And how is that working anyway? Are people getting them replaced all at once or are they slowly changing over bit by bit? Interesting to see how they deliver them as the shorting dies down

>2 years to wizard status
>the relationship weird people are all going to die
>just have to keep being a pathetic loser for 2 more years

Wizard bros we are gonna make it in the end it wasn't a meme was it? The reset was for us?

>>50316841
Fallout predicted this

>US I bonds are now hitting near 10 percent rates
what the fuck do you invest in on stocks when the top fiat used in global markets is going full blown defi yield scam? Its not like we can take custody of our US dollars right?

>>49759154

all this fluff is nice but i'd really love to see some green movement here lads

>zoomed out on nasdaq
>we didn't clear dotcom peak until trump administration

Is this going to be a 20 year recovery to break even?

>chainlink pumped
>crypto markets took a dump to dump chainlink

yeah I'm thinking another week of 401k dumping. We really need to torture link marines into selling it to zero.

OOOOOOOOOOOO

bit of a noob question, but how should i go about paying capital gains tax as a NEET. I have some crypto holdings that i may want to sell in the future, and i want to get into stock trading at some point. I just don't want to risk getting butt blasted in prison for not knowing the ins and outs of my financial standing. You guys have any article links/advice you can give me?

>>27255308
WTF WAS THHAAAAATT!??!??!