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That's a security sir, you're not allowed to do that. My agency shall file a lawsuit against yours in the next few weeks, Mr. Cronje.

We are trying to PROTECT YOU, THE INVESTOR. We'll ensure you don't make millions *COUGH* ooof excuse me, what I mean to say was that you won't get scammed and you won't lose money!

> Super inflationary
> It's a security and must come into compliance with us

>>54868417
When your crypto has a legal department, it might be a security. With that said, I don't need a court jew to interpret the Howey test.

>>54421573
came here for this bread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmovHGCZ5QM

So is this man singlehandedly going to crush ethereum (Ticker: ETH) and all ETH coins and the Ethereum ecosystem as a whole?

Not so fast unregistered security

SEC insider here. There's talk that Ethereum will be declared a security once the Shanghai upgrade goes live in April. The Ethereum foundation will be sued and Ethereum will be delisted from all US exchanges. Act accordingly

>>53898088
>he doesn't know

This smug jew is really about to declare ETH a security and make all Americans ETH bag holders causing them to miss out on the next bull run isn't he?

Time to register your entire portfolio as a security anon

Nice security you got there anon. Be a shame if you had to register it

Those Funko Pops that you thought might increase in value? Yeah those are unregulated securities. You're going to jail now.

>>53485778
Doesn't matter. Your unregistered security will fail just like all the other shitcoins

Daily reminder that Ethereum and 99% of alts are unregistered securities. Bow to your SEC overlord

Daily reminder ETH and 99% of alts are unregistered securities. Hope you're ready to bold those bags for years to come

This is the man that will declare ETH and all alt coins securities. Say something nice about him

What does it even mean if ETH and every other non BTC alt coin becomes a security under the SEC in the US? Will it be truly over for crypto or is just another FUD attempt?

The man who will kill crypto once and for all