/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50645299
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>24432990
tourist

>>24398379
>>24398738
>They don’t
Be less brown, please.

>>20217672
Post a picture of your car.

Let /SMG/ decide which one is sexier and more likely to get panties thrown in your face.

Do it, faggit. I double triple dare you lmao

>>20176188
Stock goes down, you get money.

Just write a few on stocks that will certainly drop and you should get a lot of money.
>>20176217
6% and up is fine.
Thats literally the market shitting itself at that moment.

>Sell MSFT Put
>Pumps the next day
>Rebuy for 80% profit
>Sell V Put
>Pumps two days later
>Will rebuy at open for lmao 80% profit
Jesus Christ, and I thought that my 177.5P was in danger when I sold it at 178. Right now its 182.

>>18925855
Same. Raking money right now.
>>18925827
>Betting against the Fed, the American gouvernment and American corporations
>On American soil
>In a market controlled by the three aforementioned parties
At least stay cash, brah. Stay away from Puts.

Im laughing like a mad men right now. It all seems so surreal.