/biz/ - Business & Finance

>launch ordinal shitcoin using snnc
>maybe throw in an nft collection with gay ai generated """art"""
>market it as a shitcoin made with digital gold, minted with bitcoin, etc real luxurious shit to attract zoomers with disposable income
>take pics of my mom (who admittedly has a good pair of bazoogas) holding prints of my shitcoin's logo on it or whatever and smiling
what's stopping us from exploiting this bros

>>58208894
whatever you do in this world you will always be gambling so you are not saying anything new. Now, to minimize risk you can always turn to tools like Tradingview or Truflation for general guidance.

>>57705587
im so fucking tired of looking at graphs, wts does that lines even mean?

it doesnt matter, everything its controlled by a fucking AI, it literally better to gamble on pokerstar or eesee

No. It's literally free money with a very small initial investment. Like comically small. Hence, barrier to entry is almost nonexistent. Hence, you are competing with pajeets, russians, philipinos, bots, and more. Only airdrop I might get is beoble's CAT point shit because I like the platform and I actually use it unironically but otherwise I don't bother ever.

why is this like genuinely sissyhypno coded to me

$pond has always been unfathomably based. also check out apt.
>>53751651
go blow your brains out with a shotgun blast from the roof of your fucking mouth nigger.