/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58422496
I do it in any of the things I have in dextools, still doesn't take away the paranoia of what might happen in the future, I just want the complete extermination of the bears

>>58409488
I had to do it when I panic sold my VINU, don't trust your brains after 9pm guys
I can hear my boss chuckling a little when he looks at me

>>58332764
I'm about to donate sperm just so jizzlord will think I'm doing a good deed and give my bags some luck
>>58332989
that's the best part

most of my friends and co-workers are depressed in some way, so many that it even seems normal, which is alarming
and i'm no exception, i usually finish work, look at the agrs chart, and sleep all day, i don't even have the energy for a hobby anymore

we are going to be stuck at 52k for a long time, take advantage to get as much as you can out of things like BIGMIKE, after all the shitcoins wave is good in the bullmarket

>>57585606
it feels like a good time to hold
we finally hit 50k and all the shitcoins are exploding, even if i wait a little longer i can buy a vison pro with BIGMIKE

after all no one was replaced by an AI? a few months ago everyone was crying about it, we are still the same, not even crypto has changed, my SPX is still the same as ever

hey I'm ok with hunting unicorns for $CORN (they're horses with a cone) keeps me in shape, whether we make it or not, I'll be fine.

I spent my christmas on discord with the boys, it was weird, but it felt good
I wish CORN would be just as loving and buy me a house

>>56991256
>NSFW
no

>>55729597
I'm still waiting for a more accurate dating app managed by an AI, I want to see how much social chaos this can cause, plus I want to see if it will get me a bitch to support me with my decision to sell my PS5 for things like CHIKUN and a car

>>51674153
so... should I buy?

I don't have a phone
what to do

>>50739086
Obviously

>>49720176
I am also speaking it into existence. I will awake from my slumber with BTC below 20k.

>>27263955
SLV is more risky the longer you're in. If you buy and flip when you're up quickly that's probably fine, but here's what's happening.

>/biz/ Chads are buying the right stuff
>Redditors are buying SLV because faggots
YOU ARE HERE
>Next week, GME/AMC does what it does, pop goes the bubble
>Some redditards get rich, some buy $ROPE
>Hedgies get wedgies
>Many keks
>Week after next, reddit starts buying more SLV and researching
>O fuck, reddit bought the wrong silver, dump SLV buy PSLV
>SLV starts to tank, but gets supported by JP Morgan
>PSLV goes up like a rocket
>normies start to flood silver, see above sequence
>??? time later, the wheels come off SLV
>SLV goes to 0

(You) want to be out of SLV before those last 2 steps.

>>26779031
>Low leverage positions on btc only.
Hello, fren. I am new to stocks. What does this mean exactly? Also, I have about $2,000 to put into stocks, would crypto be worth getting into with so little capital or would stocks be better? Thanks

>>26013497
Just to check, you are not tranny are you?

>>25756755
Good point, well I'll do DD and see on Monday. Good luck to you too.

>>19101562