/biz/ - Business & Finance

I know I’m really fucked financially speaking after today. I don’t know if I’m fudding or shilling anymore. I might just start drinking recreationally. Thanks for the laughs biz.

>>19046124
I've always been a bobo.

>>18855155
>We will rebound to green any second

>>18830612
>>18830617
Why are you guys retards?

I think that we'll hit 300, and I'm a bear

I have no idea what I'm doing.

>This happened to us, it wasn't because there was anything fundamentally wrong with the economy
Holy FUCK I'm mad

Give me the chances on these order filling please i need them to or i will kill myself
Btc: 5600
Eth: 125
Link. 2.05

Bull run edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pump and dump advertising
https://stocktwits.com/

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/V2uxUCWy

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

New ATH incoming? I'm in cash should I go all in?

>>18667117
I'm bobo every other week.

>>18638213
Short sighted ideological warfare. Most politicians give little fucks about the crisis itself, but tackling it their own way and coming out on top will give their side more clout for the short term political cycle. Conservatives want the economies to function at the cost of lives. Liberals want people to stay inside at the cost of the economy. No one is correct. I assume it's very similar in EU as it is in US.

V recovery edition.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/cumflation/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

>>18516588

>>18473784
Buy the dip

Honestly did pretty decent today

Uh oh Mumu, it looks like the printer jammed.

Maybe you got, as they say, a little bit too cocky. Hmm?

>>18240458
buddy, 2/3rds of the US economy is service based
that's direct person to person contact right there, and then you're banned from public gatherings of 11+ people?

your employees call out sick? customers getting sick? a virus that breeds itself most readily in densely populated urban centers, FILLED with competitive, low margin businesses?
buddy, 10 million may be pushing it (I think it's a blow softener, say 10 mil; "price in" then get 8 mil) but it's still gonna be...

BULLISH
AS
FUCK
fuck bearniggers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DIL9yteJdE

LIGHT UP THE MARKET, BOBROS!
maybe buy a few cheap calls though to protect yourself from loss for the daily pump tomorrow if you got sub-30 day put options

fuck the fed and fuck this market
if only the FED talked to the public about what they're trying to do and explained away some of the uncertainty in the market
oh wait, they literally don't have a forward thinking plan except "survive for now, figure it out later; back to work everybody!"

this is SHORT time, jerome
you can't leave yourself so exposed like this bro

>index goes down 1000 points
>index goes down 1500 points
>index goes up 1500 points
>index goes up 1000 points
>one week

I'VE COME TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEMS
SO WE CAN BE FREE

I'M NOT A HERO I'M NOT A SAVIOR
FORGET WHAT YOU KNOW

I'M JUST A MAN WHO'S CIRCUMSTANCES ARE BEYOND HIS CONTROL
Beyond my control, Beyond my controooooool...

I AM
THE STRAD-
-AL MAN
(Secret Secret, I got a secret)

Who hides behind, THE MASK!

fuck it see buying pressure up and down? BUY CALLS AND SELL EM MID-DAY! OFFPUT YOUR PUT LOSSES
MAKE MONEY! LONG? SHORT? BABY I'M WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO BE! HAHAHAHA

>>17899912

>>17896288
>dead bat bounce