/biz/ - Business & Finance

I want to take the series 69 exam so I can bid on debt from the SVB collapse. I know some people here are CPAs and brokers and stuff, I'd love to hear your thoughts.

ICOs, then dog coins, then NFTs.

Are we fucking done yet?

Do we have to go through another three years of some retarded nonsense again?

Are we finally ready for a utility bull run? Like XRP actually carrying payments, or LINK automatically delivering information on derivatives that are settling?

You know something real that really does something instead of God damn monkey pictures?

I'm so sick of this shit. I want to sell it all just because I'm so tired of normie retardation.

>OH LOOK DOG COINS! OH SBF THE NEW JP MORGAN! OH LOOK AN ICO FUNDING SKETCHY FOREIGNERS! OH LOOK LION AND MONKEY PICTURES!

Shut the fuck up seriously. Jesus. Just shut up.

Shut. Up.

What could possibly be next? Are you guys going to start buying shares in street bums or taking out life insurance policies on them with smart contracts?

Be sure to write it all in buggy solidity code so the whole scheme gets hacked, crashes and tanks the market for several years.

>OH GOD MY STREET BUM SHARES ARE WORTHLESS!! I SPENT 23 ETH BETTING LARRY THE HOBO WOULD KICK HIS DOPE HABIT

>Lolita Express