/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29298575
I'm an absolute brainlet, how do I get BNB without using Binance?

>>26586610
This is unironically how I got my first job.
>Find a white man named Craig willing to do it for $25
>Give it to employer
>I get $18/hr to "maintain" the website and social media platforms
>Website breaks down
>Looks up how to fix it online
>Too stupid to do so
>Call Craig back to fix it for me in exchange for $30
>Get 10 cent raise for "fixing" the problem faster than the previous employees
One month later
>Did absolutely nothing because the website is just a fancier linktree but for businesses
>Fuck around on their social medias and just use it to shitpost
>Boss calls me
>Oh fuck.jpg
>He read the posts I made
>"Anon, our sales increased by 10% since we hired you, keep up the good work!"
>Are you fucking shitting me? I essentially posted a cock on their twitter and they loved me for it
>MFW I made more than double the minimum wage at the time dicking around

>>26290309

So take away theirs