/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm you're actually surprised it's green you're an idiot who should never pay attention to macro/geopolitics because you obviously don't have any clue how any of this works

>tayquake causes semis to dump which causes markets to crash

>gold going crazy

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

STAGFLATION BROS WE MADE IT

GO LONG OIL
GO LONG GOLD
GO LONG COPPER

>SMCI faggots got diluted

just wait until americans wake up

-20% today

Even if NYCB doesn't go to 0 you baggies are still fucked. You got diluted by $1 billion when the market cap was $1.2 billion

>when you say "economy", what does that mean? more gibs?

>SMCI CEO will be going live on bloomberg as his shit stock is dumping

>>57619876
Clueless

Watch this video and maybe you learn something (highly doubt)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzgXb6c7QIk

>tfw you actually understand what so called "ai" is and you realize retards are getting swindled for billions

>he thought he was going to "make it" with magical internet beans

>market priced in 6 (SIX) rate cuts in 2024

hahahaha the pathetic "rally" is already over

now we just need US markets to open and Apple to send the mumus back to the pasture

>>55927131
Or the most undervalued tech company of them all

TSMC

I bet 90% of idiots dumping FOMO into nvidia haven't ever heard of TSMC

>Sam Bankman-Fried

What sort of mong do you have to be to look at that name and think "yeah, that sounds like a trustworthy guy to hold my crypto"