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What's the best non-option strategy for consistent gains in the stock market? They don't have to be huge gains, just consistent. I have $1,000 that I'd like to grow.

>>21054124
No u

Hows that crypto doing anon?

>>19258466
>Its the kind of Token you joke about for years when you're a newfag and believe the FUD then when you see Link after releasing mainnet you decide to make a move and buy a bag and /biz/ just laughs at you for buying high and makes something up like Mobius is the only real oracle and then you never buy in for years until one day you look chainlink up on coinmarketcap out of curiosity and you realize its the industry standard and everyone uses it and you see all the partnerships on a austistic collage made by some early adopter and so you go off to the bathroom and try to slit your wrists with some rusty razor blades you found underneath the sink but you keep leaving hesitation marks like you still want to live and you just cry and cry and cry as you look at your pathetic shitcoins staring back at you in the blockfolio in your moms basement that you have never had any guests over in and haven't gone out with friends in years because they all grew up and have families now and you just work your shit job at a boring office and never getting paid more or promoted and you just spend every night playing video games on your ancient computer alone in the dark and you have masturbated six times in a row already today and there's really no future at this point now that you're in your thirties and you see Chainlinks 1d LINK/BTC chart some dickhead posted on /biz/ that reminds you of the gains you missed on so you dig that blade in a little deeper this time even though it hurts like a son of a bitch because death is the only way out of this nightmare

We will make it one day

wouldn't it be funny if someone turned 29 and never touched a woman and committed suicide haha

>every crypto fag on this board

what does sex feel like?

my dad got 150k in student loans for my brother, and is paying them himself. but I didn't go to college. so I go to him and say, consider it a student loan, give me a 50k loan to buy Link. I'll give him half what I make, and itll pay off 10-fold. even better we stake it and in 5 years itll pay off an enormous income passively. I had a whole proposal about how good this would be for us. and he just laughed. he fuckin laughed and said no way. I said its blatant favoritism, he helped my brother but not me; and he said he doesn't care what you call it hes not giving me 50k.