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Time to market dump 10 million link tokens on binance.
t.sirgay

>>55643777
checked
nastyslob is just using his toilets as they are meant to be used

>>53841986

>>25653740
>>25653973
"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my marine?"

"I am sir, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... Please Binance me again."

He pauses, inhales and lets out another turd.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "Another 700k!"

"Who's my paypig", he questions.

"Me sir! A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."
That's right. He grunts again and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig."

He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution."

Ecstasy over-flowing your body, you prepare yourself for the joy.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea.

>>25340632

>>22245315
Hi.
At what point will the big wallets start to dump it all?
Where do you guys think is the threshold? The magic line?

>>22215862
Oh boy that's awful! I guess Sergey will have to withdraw 514,000 link instead of 500,000 this week.

>sold LINK at $15.30 to buy PRQ at $0.26

Feeling comfy lads, have fun with your conference dumpening.

>>21949448
I would be extremely grateful if some anon streamed the event since you fuckers already filled up the virtual seats.

>>21934253
cope bagholder. another 500k dump coming tomorrow

>Be stinky
>Get told each and everytime Ch*inlink is a scam
>LALALALALALA NOT SELLING
>Commence to being smug and impotent of ever selling
>Sirgay initiates the 700k bigmac dumps in batches
>LOL DIDN'T READ NOT SELLING
>News articles starts blowing up on the stinker's face in bold headlines "Researchers publish evidence of Ch*inlink token price manipulation"
>n-not selling!
>a-ahah! You see retards, the article has updated stating it is talking about LINK and not Ch*inlink! FUD!
>Hilarity ensues
>$1.70 a stinky and dropping
>Stinky realizes he actually didn't read and didn't sell
>Damage control
>Stinker starts to delete posts and gets stinky
>oh no no no no....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD REPLACE FUCKING LAWYERS

LOL

DOWN AND DOWN AND DOWN WE GO

your "hero" dumped all over you linkies. how does it feel?

That actually dependeds on your point of view

This pic should explain it nicely

Posting my favorite link meme

il post some link memes that ive got saved from other anons to keep the thread going

>>15270269

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