/biz/ - Business & Finance

This is either just the beginning or it’s the end.

>don’t drink water before bed
>wake up from thirst
>don’t drink water before bed
>wake up to piss
>can’t fall asleep unless bladder is empty
I’ve maybe had 20 good nights of sleep in the past 5 years.

Spring 2020 vibes

Thoughts?

How do you reply to a compulsive liar family member who texts you to admit they lied about something random that happened years ago?

I don't know if she likes me or if she's just being nice. She's my coworker and she's goddess-tier pretty.

>>57282624
Especially off season. I don't know about other places but in the US you can fly down the whole country round trip for like $100. It's crazy. Good shit like that can't last long.

>>57280957
You should probably call 911

>>57131859
Is WHAT a good career?

>25
>make $6K a month
>government takes $1.6K
Th-thanks for the roads I guess.

I’ve never had sex with someone who wasn’t from the internet. Some guy implied I was a virgin the other day and I couldn’t even get mad cause I’ve never picked up girls irl.

Some trees and fungi are illegal to grow/consume.

The most fun I’ve had online was shitposting on /r9k/ and /tv/ from 2014 to 2019. The sovl is just gone now.

sex = human right

This morning a chubby lady who was probably in her early 40s kept staring at me on the train today while i had to stand near her. She wasn’t attractive but not ugly either. You know how sometimes you’re not sure whether someone is looking at you? This wasn’t that, she was definitely staring. It made me get a boner. I wish she gave me a handjob.

My direct deposit still hasn’t hit yet.

I thought I had more time. Please go back down its not fair.

Hypothetically speaking, how much does MDMA cost? For research and knowledge dissemination purposes.

I should have flirted with that Mormon girl who asked me to church on the street. If I see her again I’ll say
>Only if it’s a date
But I probably won’t. Either way I shouldn’t have been so openly dismissive. Maybe I could have opened her eyes about religion being fake. She probably got turned down a hundred of times today poor girl.

>>56243463
Im 26 and too pussy to move out and do what i want cause my parents will feel sad and they don’t make good money even though theyre destroying my mental health

I’m cautiously optimistic but if this is actually it I would be very smug about holding through the crab

I don’t want to brush my teeth but I have to.

I accidentally made eye contact with a girl on the train and she immediately rolled her eyes like she was frustrated and looked away.

I just realized I just fucked up chance at getting laid after the club.
God I’m fucking retarded. Why am I so goddamn dumb /biz/?

>>55070141
Nike stock has been trending down over the past 2 years. Crypto has been trending down over the past 2 years. I can go to the store and buy real life Nike products that I get utility out of. I can go to the exchange and buy crypto that I can…um…buy things..at a loss with or just..keep in my wallet or something??