/biz/ - Business & Finance

BROS YOU WERE BLESSED WITH AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET OUT AT 140+ TODAY! I HOPE YOU GRASPED IT WITH BOTH HANDS
I UNFORTUNATELY GOT OUT AT 124 BUT IT CAN'T BE HELPED! IT'S THE PRICE I HAD TO PAY FOR MY HUBRIS
PLEASE TELL ME YOU MADE IT OUT BETTER THAN I DID
I NEED TO CLEAR MY CONSCIENCE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

>literal invisible balls
This is too much. I started playing as soon as the thread was made thinking I'd rather be early, but this is too much, Tigger is destroying me bros. I give up, /biz/. Uniswap rugpulls are unironically less tiring

>>23759155
>Why do you hate money anon?
I "only" spend like $3 per month for the lottery. Costs nothing and might bring huge returns even if rugpulls have unironically better odds.
>>23759276
No problem, I liked the idea despite the fact that it's not business and finance themed at all. In fact, it's a fucking antithesis.

I never understood how these tokens worked. So what's the correct move here?

>buy MEOW
>Add liquidity to the MEOW-ETH pair on Uniswap
>go on the shitty buggy website who can't stop 404ing on you for some reason
>add the LP tokens you got there to stake
>wait and harvest the rewards while praying the price will pump

This is correct?
I want to be early at one of these things for once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q-P-bcKQiM

PUMP THIS FAGGOTS I NEED YOU TO PUMP THIS!!!

PUMP! PUMP!! PUMP!!! PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMPPP!!!!!