/biz/ - Business & Finance

Welcome, newfags. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.
I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! You, Garlingberg. My son tells me your company stinks!

>Oh, God.

Quiet, you'll get yours in a minute.
Brad, your skull couldn't thwart those psychotronic attacks even if if iff ... I-I lost my train of thought.

Cosmo Kramer : The SEC is outta control. So I grab Brad by the collar, I take him out of the CEO seat, I get behind the board, and now I'm running the Ripple.

Jerry : Wow.

George Costanza : You're Garlicman.

Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, yeah, I am Garlicman. Then the SEC, it comes at me and it starts suing me. So I'm fighting the SEC off with one hand and I kept buying the dips with the other, ya know. Then I'm trying to flip the switch with my foot and kick the lawsuit out the door, ya know, with my other foot, ya know, at the next hearing.

Jerry : You kept buying all the dips?

Cosmo Kramer : Well, people kept calling the bottom!

Cosmo Kramer : The SEC is outta control. So I grab Brad by the collar, I take him out of the CEO seat, I get behind the board, and now I'm running the Ripple.

Jerry : Wow.

George Costanza : You're Garlicman.

Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, yeah, I am Garlicman. Then the SEC, it comes at me and it starts suing me. So I'm fighting the SEC off with one hand and I kept buying the dips with the other, ya know. Then I'm trying to flip the switch with my foot and kick the lawsuit out the door, ya know, with my other foot, ya know, at the next hearing.

Jerry : You kept buying all the dips?

Cosmo Kramer : Well, people kept calling the bottom!

Cosmo Kramer : The SEC is outta control. So I grab Brad by the collar, I take him out of the CEO seat, I get behind the board, and now I'm running the Ripple.

Jerry : Wow.

George Costanza : You're Garlicman.

Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, yeah, I am Garlicman. Then the SEC, it comes at me and it starts suing me. So I'm fighting the SEC off with one hand and I kept buying the dips with the other, ya know. Then I'm trying to flip the switch with my foot and kick the lawsuit out the door, ya know, with my other foot, ya know, at the next hearing.

Jerry : You kept buying all the dips?

Cosmo Kramer : Well, people kept calling the bottom!