/biz/ - Business & Finance

>2021
>retard cousin drops out of college because he says it’s a waste of time and he’s “going to do crypto full time”
>moves back in with his mom
>we see her over Christmas, she informs us he is “Ozzy Osbourne’s business partner”, he knows a lot about crypto and NFTs
>look it up, Ozzy Osbourne has some retarded NFT project and you can join a discord server
>2022
>no more mentions of crypto or NFTs on his Twitter or Instagram, he’s apparently working part time stocking shelves at Target
>his mom is apparently fed up with him living at home not accomplishing anything, makes him go back to college in the fall
>he drops out two months later without telling her
>moves back home and is now working as a delivery driver
>2023
>his mom has given him several ultimatums that he must go back to college or move out
>he has quit his job, now calls himself a “Commodity Trader” on his Instagram profile

I’d help him but he’s halfway across the country. He’s nearly 23, yes it’s young but it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see where his life is going to end up. So many young men have been completely ruined by these retarded get rich quick schemes, his life is going absolutely nowhere.

Nice guys need cunt too.

I was sitting down a stripper platform at the club cause I got super tired from dancing and lack of sleep. A girl asked to sit next to me. I thought nothing of it but then she started talking to me and I still thought nothing of it. After a while her and her friend was fanning me with their handfans but by that time I was too drunk to realize what was going on so I just smiled like a retard then they left. I’m still unsure if they were just being nice but she was hot as fuck. I remember looking down while she was sitting next to me and she was arching her back so her ass pressed against her dress. But I was too drunk and retarded. Fuck….

>>56168538

Do any of y’all have extremely christcuck parents who make everything about the church? How do you maintain a relationship with them?

Whenever I drink I have to piss right away. It’s really annoying cause if I find a good spot at the club then I have to leave and push through people and risk losing my spot. I probably average 5 pisses a night when I go clubbing.

A girl at the club made me grind my ass on her pusy while she had her hands around my chest from the back. I was moving my hips a lot and she made me like lean back toward her sometimes to grind harder. That’s not gay is it? Cause I was basically the girl in that situation. Was hot as fuck though.

I pissed the bed this morning cause I didn’t get out of bed when I first felt it. A great reminder to not hold on to your bags for too long.

So there’s no better way to do this other than having an unknown number of good years and then clinching our assholes hoping the whole thing doesn’t collapse at any time?

>>55514542
Ironically ETH and Blackswan.

>>55499783
wtf?

Yesterday I heard a guy at the grocery store talking about how “they want us to work until we die”. Anti-wagie/anti-capitalist posts are getting to the front page of Reddit all the time. I think these are the can early in the cold mines that something big is coming bros.

Is it a red flag if I ask a girl if I was mean to her while I was drunk/apologize if I was? I genuinely don’t think I was but I’m unsure :(

No, I’m not in a bubble of well off people, I live in rural Nebraska.

I’m not seeing anyone cut back spending, I’m not seeing anyone significantly change their habits at all. Despite the massive inflation of the last 3 years I have yet to really see anyone struggle in the slightest. They’ll complain about food prices or gas prices or the rent going up in the big city, but they are still doing just fine, they live the same lifestyle as before. They’re still buying cars, still taking trips, still eating out, still buying homes, still going out.

Anyone else noticed this? If inflation is hurting everyone so badly, why haven’t I seen it at all?

One of the new girls at the office is legit the most classically pretty woman I’ve seen in years. She has a bf though.

>make a Reddit thread that I know will get a lot of engagement about a topic I have experience with and know almost everything about
>purposely pretend like I don’t know anything about the subject
>watch thousands of people post and upvote the wrong answer, confidently explaining why their overly simplistic view of something is actually the truth
>many of them condescend while posting bullshit

It’s so easy to get ahead of these people, they are literal cattle.

I wonder if they thought I dine and dashed when I went to the bathroom after they brought my food out.

My parents would always say to my younger sister “you have to do x, you don’t want to turn out like your brother” when they thought I couldn’t hear them

For me, I just want a wife a children, videos like this make me so sad because I know I’ll never make it.

https://youtu.be/ITh4PwVbhlY

People are still talking about a recession in hypothetical terms.

Will buying a Nintendo Switch make me happier? I wanna play those two Zelda games.

I can move out. I want to move out. Staying home is psychological torture. So why don’t I move out?

Sometimes you forget how beautiful women can be.

Republichuds are actually gonna turn this country in a fascist shithole, aren’t they? This fucking timeline sucks.