/biz/ - Business & Finance

this is why you are supposed to wait for 3-5 confirmations.
everything worked as intended

>he doesnt have at least 500 billion

We are still in the 2017 phase of 2020

>>21793447
>...wait, so if i market buy, i buy from 0.5?
yes
>eth's latest sell order is at 330 but the market buy is at 331
why doesn't it let me buy/fill the order at 330?
because market buying lets you fill the lowest sell order, there are two fundamental types of order: market and limit, the order book is constructed of limit orders and variations of limit orders, when you can enter/exit with a limit order, if you decide you don't have the patience for or don't think your limit order will be filled (by somewhat placing a market order against it) before price moves then you can place a market order to buy/sell the asset on the spot

i recommend https://www.babypips.com/learn/forex
be prepared to lose all your money tho haha

How come crypto seems to offer a higher ROI in staking 5-10% compared to traditional financial institutions e.g banks?

Seems too good to be true.

Apple since IPO has had a return of 51000% through stock splits, yet some people think crypto won’t moon if it the correct project.

The absolute IQ of this board.

Shhh not before I had my Cuppah.

>>17159776
OMG...

I fucking LOVE Biz memes.

Biz is soooo fucking based lol. Craig = le god.

We need to meme him into emperor status lol, how frickin based would that be guys?

It's like... he's just as based as Trump and MoonMan. I think its because he's so sassy and non-sequitorious.

This is TOTALLY the next, most epic and righteous BASED meme.... get this:

He's on the internet...

He's contrarian to what seems reasonable and admirable...

Controversial...

Quite silly and ironic...

But actually a super fun and great guy.

>>17057069
moprning

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>tfw chug water and coffee all day so I have to make numerous trips to the bathroom so I can shitpost on /biz/

Most people will sit and watch as their money vanishes. They wont have the balls to pull the trigger and close their "trade". These people are basically hodlers of property. It will move in acceleration cycles

is there money in the cuppa industry? or did Starbucks and Dunkin fuck it up for everyone

It's actually a fascinating game theory problem.

The best outcome would be for everyone to vote, but you risk losing your coins by exposing your public key when you vote.
As a result everybody behaves selfishly and prefers to wait for other people to vote

>mfw I have a temp job at a university where I basically do nothing all day in my own air-conditioned room except browse 4chan, read historical literature, look at titties, and then leave for the university gym that's completely empty for the summer
>$15 an hour.

Wagie for now, NEET at heart

“We like cuddling! Money is disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with cryptocurrency's! We want to look wealthier than the man!” they would say.

At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:

“What type of man are you looking for?”

They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”

At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.

“So then why do you dump your high school boyfriends for rich guys like me?” I exclaimed.

They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full bitch mode.

“You’re such an asshole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go fuck yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.

Of course, their words didn’t faze me.

I just sat there in my lambo with a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.

After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fucking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.

“What did you just say???” they barked.

“You heard me. Are we fucking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.

They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”

Just as expected, they were coming on to me.