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You can see Tesla stock really took off when I moved to that apartment in Dunwoody where they started stealing my semen on an industrial scale to sell it through Tesla. I moved there after Helene kicked me out of the condo I was renting from her when I could no longer pay rent after she got me fired from my job at Georgia Tech by telling sick and malicious lies about me. This issue of my semen being Tesla's real cash cow is why Tesla had like 3 or 4 general counsels quit in one year: they found out what Tesla's real business model is and got out of there, ASAP. All of those billions Elon is reaping off his stock come from selling my stolen semen. That's also why Tesla encountered "surprise Model 3 production delays" due to "certain parts being made by hand" when I became homeless in 2017: they could no longer suck the scum out of the drain in my sink and it fucked up their business model. Also, the reason Tesla started charging more for "black paint" after I started to grow my hair out is because they were selling GM-ed black haired babies grown from my stolen semen for a premium.

>Behind Tesla's Production Delays: Parts of Model 3 Were Being Made by Hand
https://www.wsj.com/articles/behind-teslas-production-delays-parts-of-model-3-were-being-made-by-hand-1507321057

>Tesla has lost its top lawyer for the third time in the past year
https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-loses-third-general-counsel-in-past-year-report-2019-12

>Tesla's black paint just got $1,000 more expensive
https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/19/tech/tesla-black-paint/index.html

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you can see tesla stock really took off when i moved to that apartment in dunwoody where they started stealing my semen on an industrial scale to sell it through tesla. i moved there after helene kicked me out of the condo i was renting from her when i could no longer pay rent after she got me fired from my job at georgia tech by telling sick and malicious lies about me. this issue of my semen being tesla's real cash cow is why tesla had like 3 or 4 general counsels quit in one year: they found out what tesla's real business model is and got out of there, asap. all of those billions elon is reaping off his stock come from selling my stolen semen. that's also why tesla encountered "surprise model 3 production delays" due to "certain parts being made by hand" when i became homeless in 2017: they could no longer suck the scum out of the drain in my sink and it fucked up their business model. also, the reason tesla started charging more for "black paint" after i started to grow my hair out is because they were selling gm-ed black haired babies grown from my stolen semen for a premium.

You can see Tesla stock really took off when I moved to that apartment in Dunwoody where they started stealing my semen on an industrial scale to sell it through Tesla. I moved there after Helene kicked me out of the condo I was renting from her when I could no longer pay rent after she got me fired from my job at Georgia Tech by telling sick and malicious lies about me. This issue of my semen being Tesla's real cash cow is why Tesla had like 3 or 4 general counsels quit in one year: they found out what Tesla's real business model is and got out of there, ASAP. All of those billions Elon is reaping off his stock come from selling my stolen semen. That's also why Tesla encountered "surprise Model 3 production delays" due to "certain parts being made by hand" when I became homeless in 2017: they could no longer suck the scum out of the drain in my sink and it fucked up their business model. Also, the reason Tesla started charging more for "black paint" after I started to grow my hair out is because they were selling GM-ed black haired babies grown from my stolen semen for a premium.

>Behind Tesla's Production Delays: Parts of Model 3 Were Being Made by Hand
https://www.wsj.com/articles/behind-teslas-production-delays-parts-of-model-3-were-being-made-by-hand-1507321057

>Tesla has lost its top lawyer for the third time in the past year
https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-loses-third-general-counsel-in-past-year-report-2019-12

>Tesla's black paint just got $1,000 more expensive
https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/19/tech/tesla-black-paint/index.html