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Investors are giddy about the strongest economy in US history led by Apple, Nvidia, Microsoft, and Meta. AI factories are being deployed all around the world, rapidly improving infrastructure and improving everyone's quality of life. Let's review the facts:
>retail sales booming
>housing market roaring
>earnings blowing out expectations
>AI is a 100 trillion dollar industry
>humanoid robots within a year
>more humanoid robots than humans within two years
>Trump going to prison
>Biden landslide victory imminent
>S&P going to 9000

>higher inflation
higher prices
>higher prices
higher sales
>higher sales
higher profits
>higher profits
higher stock prices
>higher stock prices
S&P 9000 EOY

Investors are eager to buy the dip after hot CPI proves the economy is booming. Let's review the facts:
>higher inflation means higher prices
>higher prices means higher sales
>higher sales means higher stock prices
>higher stock prices means S&P 9000
Bears won't like to hear it but consumers are eager to pay higher prices. To the consumer higher prices means higher quality therefore inflation is a win-win for everyone: companies make more money, stock prices go up, and consumers feel more satisfied about their purchases. S&P 9000 EOY

>>58292582
>The pain trade is down. Billions of dollars must be liquidated. This is the weakest economy in US history and TLT is going to 200.
Investors like this are a dime a dozen nowadays, that's why we're headed higher. This is the strongest macroeconomic backdrop in US history. Let's review the facts:
>retail sales booming
>housing roaring
>AGI is here and it's changing everyone
>high interest rates stimulating the economy
>Biden landslide victory imminent
>Trump going to prison
>S&P headed to 9000
Higher stock prices strengthen the real economy. A stronger economy means higher stock prices are justified. Higher stock prices means a stronger economy means higher stock prices means a stronger economy means higher stock prices. S&P 9000 EOY 2024

Prepare for end of the day panic buying as investors take advantage of this once in a generation dip on the way to S&P 9000

The market will zoom higher after the 10am job openings report. We'll likely see a blow out report with 10 million plus job openings. The economy is roaring and the S&P is headed to 9000

>>58265382
>BUDDIES LOOK AT 10Y COMPUTER
The 10Y is rising because growth expectations are surging. No one wants a 4% bond when the economy has 9% real GDP growth.

>>58185380
If you don't love our president then you're welcome to leave the country. We have thousands of newcomers entering everyday, your racist ass won't be missed. Joe Biden guided our economy safely to port and created the strongest US economy in history. Let's review the facts:
>record low unemployment
>record wage growth
>everyone fat & happy flush with cash
>job market booming
>greatest bull market of all time

>>58171066
>Supposedly something big coming in the summer.
You mean like S&P 500 at 9000?

>>58090221
>retail sales booming
>housing market roaring
>business cycle solved
>all future recessions cancelled
>Trump going to prison
>Biden landslide victory imminent
>Fed juicing the stock market
>earnings exploding higher
>lower income wage growth zooming
The whole economy is buzzing with wealth and prosperity. S&P 9000 EOY
9% ten year yield
9% real GDP growth

Reminder that consumers LOVE higher prices. In their mind higher prices means higher quality. Higher quality means higher sales. Higher sales means higher prices means higher quality means higher sales.

The market knows that the consumer knows that the market knows that this is the strongest economy in US history and the S&P is going over 9000

Bright green by EOD. Higher yields are stimulative for the economy. Higher prices stimulate the consumer because it means higher quality. Higher prices means higher quality means higher sales means higher prices means higher quality means higher sales. The market knows that you know that the market knows that this is the strongest economy in US history. S&P 9000 EOY

Weekly reminder that this is the strongest US economy in history and consumers are excited about higher prices.

From the consumers viewpoint, higher prices means higher quality. Everything got 50% better the past few years and consumers can't get enough of it.

EOY predictions:
>S&P 9000
>9% ten year yield
>9% real GDP growth
>NVDA $900 (after a 4:1 split)

>EVERYONE still bearish
>strongest economy in US history
>housing market roaring
>retail sales booming
>AGI is here
>Fed juicing the market
>Trump going to prison
>Biden landslide victory incoming
S&P 9000, 9% 10 year yield, 9% real GDP growth by EOY. About today's CPI report: consumers love higher prices. To the consumer, higher prices means higher quality. Everything has increased in quality by 50% the past few years. Consumers are excited to pay higher prices

Lol it's your 2010 moment. Git gud or die trying zoomers.

>year 1 of a 15 year bull market cycle
>strongest macroeconomic conditions in history
>record low unemployment
>record high retail sales
>housing market roaring
>blow out earnings
>AGI is coming
>Trump is going to prison
>Biden getting reelected
>S&P going to 9000

NVDA gaps up 20-30% tomorrow. Way too many doomers driving down the price the past few days

>year 1 of a 15 year bull market cycle
>strongest macroeconomic conditions in history
>record low unemployment
>record high retail sales
>housing market roaring
>blow out earnings
>AGI is coming
>Trump is going to prison
>Biden getting reelected
>S&P going to 9000

S&P 9000

S&P up 1-2% by close. ISM rising prices are proof that the consumer is extraordinarily strong and eager to embrace higher costs

>>57505298
>what are some of the most important financial metrics to judge a company's performance?
Price-to-AI Exposure (P/AIE)

Reminder that the economy is roaring and the job market is booming. This is the strongest macroeconomic environment in US history. Let's review the facts:
>lowest unemployment rate in US history
>most jobs in US history
>highest pay raises in US history
>Trump going to prison
>Biden will get re-elected
>earnings blowing away expectations
>Zuck announced that AGI is a couple of weeks away
>S&P will melt up over 9000

Reminder that the higher stocks go, the richer Americans become. The richer Americans become, the more they spend. The more they spend, the higher stocks go.
This is the strongest economy in US history

>>57479397
5-6% after we get blowout job numbers. S&P 9000 EOY