/biz/ - Business & Finance

The inside of my bunghole itches should I scratch it again and lick my finger after wards??

I think yes.

Does anyone have a chart of the NASDAQ adjusted for inflation? I want to see if 2008 was a bull trap.

When anons say rubic is cubic, they aren't lying. Here's the formula:
-x^{3}-1,823x^{2}-19,5113x+420

Don't believe me? See for yourself:
>https://www.desmos.com/calculator

The numbers don't lie; RUBIC stays CUBIC

>>29708018
Hmm? Did I strike a nerve wagie?

>>29606376
Ok OP, here's your second (you). You deserve it for this based thread.

>>27611090
Then who cares? If you turn a profit on this then you already won. Focusing so heavily on what could have been will get you nowhere, especially with a stock as volatile as this. Unless you're in Wall Street, the stock market is just semi-predictable gambling.

>what did you do? tell us.
You said it yourself:
>literal market collapse that's not been seen ever

The funniest thing to me about you hedgie faggots is that you think that I and others are in this for the money. Some are, but not I. What I care about it seeing you squirm. I care about causing as much disruption and strife as possible, for it is in my best interests for this to happen. Because I don't like the current system. I very much dislike it as a matter of fact. Even worse is that the current system prevents me from getting what I want, as the powers-that-be are not me.

You care about maintaining the system, while I care about evolving it. What you fail to understand is that your incessant adherence to a stability is just another word for stagnation. Societies may ripen in stability, but with too much stability and they will inevitably rot, as we can see today. This country has the greatest productive capability and military the world has ever seen, and it is being used for maintenance. This economy is not building mighty works, this army is not carving out a vast empire. This system is getting nowhere, and you are happy with that. That you will fight tooth and nail to die.

I find that funny.

And as I find that funny, I want to see you fight even harder for it. It's entertaining, and it makes the inevitable collapse all the more humorous when it finally comes. A final "I told you so" before there is no one left to tell but myself.

We don't want to rock the boat.

We wanna sink it.