/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bros help me out here. I'm really thinking of asking my woman to marry me, and I feel compelled to pay her mother (her dad's estranged from the rest of his own family) a token dowry in PMs. I know it sounds weird, but I've probably got some crypto-gypsy blood that makes me want to do it, and I feel like if I gave it as a gift, her mother would be more likely to keep it for sentimental reasons and have a little bit of gold in a monetary reset. How much would be too little? Too much? What is the going PM rate for a camel?

>Who can find a virtuous woman?
>Her worth is far above rubies
>She considereth a field, and buyeth it:
>with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard