/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57818090
Okay and? Are you Warren Buffet? Are you going to maintain that across the year, years, decades? Are you accounting for taxes? What is your exit plan do you have one? How will you handle getting heemed in a market crash and losing 20-50% of your account?

>>56891186
>Implying there is a bottom
>Implying there is a top

I told you to close the fucking door.

>>56285315
>Financial murder is the only art a Fed Chair may practice. No ornamental words can change that. You want to protect people with your monetary policy? You'll slaughter legions so that a few may live. Many years, long before you were born, my sword was tearing asunder the portfolios of men. Yes, all of those men were evil, but they were human beings first and foremost, Kashkari. The world you ardently desire to enter will not know what to do with you. It will deceive you into believing that you are saving lives even as you destroy them. You will accept these lies all the while, your hands will be stained with the worst of offenses.

>>56272774
People overdo it for about a week as a Shiny New Thing is rolled out, but AI art does allow for amusing expression.

>>55708327
Its a test to separate the wheat from the chaff, retail consoomers shall surely perish.

Financial murder is the only art a Fed Chair may practice. No ornamental words can change that. You want to protect people with your monetary policy? You'll slaughter legions so that a few may live. Many years, long before you were born, my sword was tearing asunder the portfolios of men. Yes, all of those men were evil, but they were human beings first and foremost, Kashkari. The world you ardently desire to enter will not know what to do with you. It will deceive you into believing that you are saving lives even as you destroy them. You will accept these lies all the while, your hands will be stained with the worst of offenses.

>>55177169
You have consigned that man to death, Baggie.

>US gov mere days away from defaulting on debt
>Senators issued satellite phones "in case"
>Hedgefunds and Market Makers on the hook for GME to the tune of roughly "all of the money, property, and concepts, ad infinitum"
>FedNow launches in July
Nothing that anyone could possibly say here could convince me to sell, with such massive movements taking place silently in front of our very eyes.
Whatever real or falsified event that happens to kick the MOASS into action is going to absolutely break some people's entire reality.

Financial murder is the only art a Fed Chair may practice. No ornamental words can change that. You want to protect people with your monetary policy? You'll slaughter legions so that a few may live. Many years, long before you were born, my sword was tearing asunder the portfolios of men. Yes, all of those men were evil, but they were human beings first and foremost, Kashkari. The world you ardently desire to enter will not know what to do with you. It will deceive you into believing that you are saving lives even as you destroy them. You will accept these lies all the while, your hands will be stained with the worst of offenses.

Financial murder is the only art a Fed Chair may practice. No ornamental words can change that. You want to protect people with your monetary policy? You'll slaughter legions so that a few may live. Many years, long before you were born, my sword was tearing asunder the portfolios of men. Yes, all of those men were evil, but they were human beings first and foremost, Kashkari. The world you ardently desire to enter will not know what to do with you. It will deceive you into believing that you are saving lives even as you destroy them. You will accept these lies all the while, your hands will be stained with the worst of offenses.

>>54925293
I'M ONLY HAPPY WHEN IT RAINS
YOU KNOW I LOVE IT WHEN THE NEWS IS BAD
AND WHY IT FEELS SO GOOD TO FEEL SO SAD
I'M ONLY HAPPY WHEN IT RAINS

>>54821088
>beg harder
>worms.

>>54771274
>the banks can't save you now consoomer!

>FOMC in 12 days

>>54643767
Financial murder is the only art a Fed Chair may practice. No ornamental words can change that. You want to protect people with your monetary policy? You'll slaughter legions so that a few may live. Many years, long before you were born, my sword was tearing asunder the portfolios of men. Yes, all of those men were evil, but they were human beings first and foremost, Kashkari. The world you ardently desire to enter will not know what to do with you. It will deceive you into believing that you are saving lives even as you destroy them. You will accept these lies all the while, your hands will be stained with the worst of offenses.

Financial murder is the only art a Fed Chair may practice. No ornamental words can change that. You want to protect people with your monetary policy? You'll slaughter legions so that a few may live. Many years, long before you were born, my sword was tearing asunder the portfolios of men. Yes, all of those men were evil, but they were human beings first and foremost, Kashkari. The world you ardently desire to enter will not know what to do with you. It will deceive you into believing that you are saving lives even as you destroy them. You will accept these lies all the while, your hands will be stained with the worst of offenses.

Is CPI gonna be good or bad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IStlBOX9F4o

>>54455782
Ask it to write a webpage using the language(s) of its choice that generates a unique ChatGPT story for every visitor of Jerome Powell fighting monsters with his katana.

>>54417542
See ya on sunday

>>54402587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IStlBOX9F4o

>futures

>>54382588
>these bulls shall learn, this is QT town