/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hello r*ddit! Methinks we had it all wrong. We are not in the Avengers Endgame(Part2) yet.... we are Rain Cohneson's Star Wars: The Last Bagholder. You see, we all could be in out heart of hearts, the very last bagholder... when all our idols, the legendary DD jedis of the past, have fallen from grace and we have cur ourselves off from the mystical reddit that binds us all... and then the newest generation of copium (female) comes to our comfy island of slurping purple circles from the teat, we toss it spitefully over our shoulders... but at the last moment of our dark night of hodling, the shining spirit of DeepF*ckingYoda burns all the DD, saying, "read it all, have you? page turners, were they?" and then we can remember that even if we lose our hope, there will always be.. a next, Last Bagholder.

EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

EDITEDIT: Wow, I am blown away by the reaction to this post! Buy, Hodl, DRS, and don't forget to sign the We the Investors petition because WE ARE THE RESISTANCE!