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>>18007560

judge in eviction actions are sitting as a court of equity, so no jury to get them out

to get to a jury, you need to show a contested issue of material fact--which is whether the wagie paid the landlord on time. Which most pro se retards are unable to do to save their life

>>18007701
>boomer judge wants to go home
>another eviction case
>okay, we have boomer vs wagie--is this your signature on the lease?
>okay, where is the receipt for rent? Oh you did not pay? Judgment for Boomer, you have 5 days to get out and pay back rent.

It is literally that fast. They did those cases even faster in 08 with mortgage default proceedings