/biz/ - Business & Finance

Funny how all the poltard that rushed here after the Chainlink stealth phase was over were all criticising the mere idea of CANDID and blockchain verified kyc but now they're all crying about how it's unfair that no id hoodrats were allowed to vote and made them lose the election. Guess Chainlink isn't the mark of the beast after all. Funny how things go sometimes.

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His Dad wears an expression of approval and almost admiration. "You know in Russia, everything was about scheming and scamming. I almost got sent to the gulag for scamming the entire village outside of Leningrad. Ahh those were the days..."

"I know Dad, but things are different now. America is easy. They're fat pigs begging to be ripped off..."

His Dad responds worringly, "but then the market will respond. If you're not actually doing work what will you do when rumors or "FUD" as you call it spreads?"

"This... is the best part Dad. I found a kleptomatic internet culture, essentially an entire internet board of people to parade around our token and market it for us. When people doubt us, they just say, "didn't read, never selling." They... actually belive it! They just keep spouting off "never selling!" They actually believe it Dad! Best of all, I convinced these idiots that this token was never meant for them and it was built for business to business scaling. That they were never supposed to discover it in the first place."

"Mhm... the same guys you talked to, to give them low prices on the ICO and hold the token so that they could spread it and reap in profits."

"Well, yeah Dad, that's how good scams work, you cut the profit a little bit each way so that everyone benefits. I even messaged the moderators and admins, they're called "jannies" and got them to look sideways for all the paid shilling and corruption, to spread the token further. Things are looking great Dad, I tell ya"

"Hmh, of course, now let's get some lobster and steak."

"You betcha, I already had three today. But first, let me show you where we operate. We're in San Francisco to convince these dumb neets that we're in tech capital and attend different shows. These- thes-these hahaha, these morons... sorry, they promote our tokens through so called "organic groups" hosting their own events. I swear, this is a carnie level of theatricalism."

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checked for rape

> be me
> Og eth whale
> Buy link ICO
> See linkpool and get really really excited
> Send over a hundred eth
> One of the original 186
> Jonny starts spamming my e-mail with equine links
> Think such a unique individual must be extremely dedicated
> Linkpool first release finally comes out
> I get the email
> Congratulations you can now steak 10 link with your 15 LP shares
> Mfw I have no face
> Everybody walked the dinosaur until Jonny mistook it for a horse and tried to rape it
> Mfw in Sam Francisco horse rape is a federal crime