/biz/ - Business & Finance

Your team hasnt been using #slack. Why not?

>>15439358
I-i-it was a joke....

I usually put a weight lift requirement in the job description. E.g you must be able to lift 75lbs to be considered for this cashier position. That gets rid of most femmiest weaboos and crackhead homeless

>>14969548
Quit my job today to become a freelance html coder. Any references or referrals appreciated.

This byte coin looks like something I should ask my advisor about.

>>14350977
post pics of your gf for us to decide.

Potential buyer if I want to imagine the smell...

>>14270773
I'm new to crypto how does this work?
Buy in at 0.60 usd
Hold for 2 years
Sell for 2.00 right?
Some people holding to 1000.00 but that never happens
Do I understand it right?

You knew it was all a meme joke, right?
People can't even cash out if they do make money. Most of the servers are in China bro. The money's gone. Shit isnt real lol dumbass. Listen to the boomers next time

>>13978598
You should lift heavy, study tech analysis, and dont look back

Anyone with a Masters or PhD in Mathematics? What kind of work do you do? How do you like it?

Seems like a cool programming language. Any demand for it in the workplace?

For the purists and faggots complaining about how BTC and other cryptocurrencies failed to become what they were meant to be due to their speculative nature: Why hasn't someone created a decentralized stablecoin who's price never rises past a certain price point, or is this even possible? I mean look at Tether, etc. Why is the price always constant? So why isn't a decentralized coin created that always has a constant price and will not rise speculatively, at least not by the minute or even by the year? Would that not then result in an actual usable cryptocurrency and not a store of value?

Do you try to put in an order in Idex using Metamask? By the time the fucking transaction goes through, "Order is unavailable". Anyone else have this lovely experience?

Can I get the scoop on this shitcoin?
Does this one have some potential?

>>13785881
you can rape her legally if she came into your cube uninvited

>>13785005
Hi frens,
Here is what you do.
Steps:
1.) Rent a really nice apartment by the beach

2.) Put that apartment on AirBnB

3.) You're gonna want to rent it out with a 50% margin per day

4.) Buy some furniture off CraigsList
Get a chick to help you pick out nice looking stuff if you're autismo

5.) Advertise the posting as beach getaway on AirBnB

6.) Profit!! $$$
Passive income frens. There you go. It's that easy.
Now do this with as many apartments as you can until your credit is MAXED out.
10 apartments with 50% margin.
$1000 a month apartments
You only need 66% occupancy to profit
At 80% occupancy you're talkin $2,000 a month profit
It's free real estate

You have to go back.

>walking with poo girlfriend
>2 Poo guys staring at us
>look em straight in the eyes and take a shit on the street
>get high fived

Hey biz -
Now that E*Trade, Ameritrade and Fidelity are going to let the missus and I trade in crypto, we can be like the cool kids on biz. What do you say? Are you ready for us boomers to come on in and HODL with the best of them and take this bitch to the straight up to the next level? WORD!