/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55364839>>55364866
>>55365302
>>55365403
>>55369338
>>55369478
Stare into my eyes and hear my words linkies

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL stake those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 4% commission. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently staked," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to lock up your tokens for a while. You're going to share your profits with the state. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to love it.

Stare into my eyes and hear my words linkies

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL stake those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 4% commission. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently staked," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to lock up your tokens for a while. You're going to share your profits with the state. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to love it.

>>55242216
The Top 3 Possible Chainlink-Staking Outcomes:

1.
>staking finally arrives
>unstaking requires Level 70 VAXXPASS™

2.
>mandatory staking
>lock-in period: 3 years
>may never unstake

3.
>no staking ever comes
>the Great Reset is dead on arrival and Chainlink goes to zero


tldr; exactly as prophesied

>>53042074
>>53042074
>>53042083
>>53042164
>>53042310
>>53042562
>>53042553
Stare into my eyes and hear my words linkies

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL stake those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 4% commission. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently staked," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to lock up your tokens for a while. You're going to share your profits with the state. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to love it.

>>52958770
>Stake and Earn™
>Indefinitely™*

Dear Customer,

Your State-issued STEARN™ Freedom Access Gauge (sFAG) has detected waning efficacy in your current Staking Status©. Expired Staking Status© will remain inactive until Two (2) Weeks after your tokens© are admitted into the open pool. Please be advised that you must schedule your Internationally approved and mandated Staking Pool® within 48hrs to avoid penalties and/or d̶e̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ compulsory attendance at your local State Q̶u̶a̶r̶a̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶F̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ Stake & Earn™ Center

Failure to comply with your Staking Status© update may result in your Social Access™ being temporarily restricted indefinitely. Hospital Access and Voting Attendance may be temporarily restricted indefinitely. Social Gathering and Personal Contact may be temporarily restricted indefinitely. Travel Movement Restrictions (TMRs) will be restricted to the following locations:
>1: Home
>2: [null]

To autoschedule your Internationally approved and mandated Staking® appointment, please select from the following options:
>1: Instant™
>2: Special Unit #STAKING-2030 Worldwide Home Delivery

Please keep the Linkpool biodata app open as the appointment is being processed, to ensure your current Health and Bio-Identity details are correctly submitted to the Chainlink Blockchain (ticker: LINK)

Thank you Global Citizen,

*no refunds

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL stake those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 4% commission that much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod two times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently staked," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to lock up your tokens for a while. You're going to share your profits with the state. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to love it.

>>52813726
Stare into my eyes and hear my words linkie

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL stake those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 4% commission. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently staked," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to lock up your tokens for a while. You're going to share your profits with the state. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to love it.

>>52807491
>>52807518
>>52807816
Stare into my eyes and hear my words linkie

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL stake those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 4% commission. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod two times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently staked," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to lock up your tokens for a while. You're going to share your profits with the state. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to love it.

>>52786691
>Stake and Earn™
>Indefinitely™*

Dear Customer,

Your State-issued STEARN™ Freedom Access Gauge (sFAG) has detected waning efficacy in your current Staking Status©. Expired Staking Status© will remain inactive until Two (2) Weeks after your tokens© are admitted into the open pool. Please be advised that you must schedule your Internationally approved and mandated Staking Pool® within 48hrs to avoid penalties and/or d̶e̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ compulsory attendance at your local State Q̶u̶a̶r̶a̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶F̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ Stake & Earn™ Center

Failure to comply with your Staking Status© update may result in your Social Access™ being temporarily restricted indefinitely. Hospital Access and Voting Attendance may be temporarily restricted indefinitely. Social Gathering and Personal Contact may be temporarily restricted indefinitely. Travel Movement Restrictions (TMRs) will be restricted to the following locations:
>1: Home
>2: [null]

To autoschedule your Internationally approved and mandated Staking® appointment, please select from the following options:
>1: Instant™
>2: Special Unit #STAKING-2030 Worldwide Home Delivery

Please keep the Linkpool biodata app open as the appointment is being processed, to ensure your current Health and Bio-Identity details are correctly submitted to the Chainlink Blockchain (ticker: LINK)

Thank you Global Citizen,

*no refunds

>>52769574
Every staked token is equal to 1 hour of future mandatory labor.

Congratz to all the stakers™

>>52759610
Stare into my eyes and hear my words linkies

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL stake those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 4% commission. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently staked," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to live without the tokens for a while. You're going to share your profits with the state. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to love it.

>Indefinitely™*

Dear Customer,

Your State-issued STEARN™ Freedom Access Gauge (sFAG) has detected waning efficacy in your current Staking Status©. Expired Staking Status© will remain inactive until Two (2) Weeks after your tokens© are admitted into the open pool. Please be advised that you must schedule your Internationally approved and mandated Staking Pool® within 48hrs to avoid penalties and/or d̶e̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ compulsory attendance at your local State Q̶u̶a̶r̶a̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶F̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ Stake & Rehab Centre

Failure to comply with your Staking Status© update may result in your Social Access™ being temporarily restricted indefinitely. Hospital Access and Voting Attendance may be temporarily restricted indefinitely. Social Gathering and Personal Contact may be temporarily restricted indefinitely. Travel Movement Restrictions (TMRs) will be restricted to the following locations:
>1: Home
>2: [null]

To autoschedule your Internationally approved and mandated Staking® appointment, please select from the following options:
>1: Instant™
>2: Special Unit #STAKING-2030 Worldwide Home Delivery

Please keep the Linkpool biodata app open as the appointment is being processed, to ensure your current Health and Bio-Identity details are correctly submitted to the Chainlink Blockchain (ticker: LINK)

Thank you Global Citizen,

*no refunds

>>52754795
>Stake and Earn™
>Indefinitely™*

Dear Customer,

Your State-issued STEARN™ Freedom Access Gauge (sFAG) has detected waning efficacy in your current Staking Status©. Expired Staking Status© will remain inactive until Two (2) Weeks after your tokens© are admitted into the open pool. Please be advised that you must schedule your Internationally approved and mandated Staking Pool® within 48hrs to avoid penalties and/or d̶e̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ compulsory attendance at your local State Q̶u̶a̶r̶a̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶F̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ Stake & Rehab Centre

Failure to comply with your Staking Status© update may result in your Social Access™ being temporarily restricted indefinitely. Hospital Access and Voting Attendance may be temporarily restricted indefinitely. Social Gathering and Personal Contact may be temporarily restricted indefinitely. Travel Movement Restrictions (TMRs) will be restricted to the following locations:
>1: Home
>2: [null]

To autoschedule your Internationally approved and mandated Staking® appointment, please select from the following options:
>1: Instant™
>2: Special Unit #STAKING-2030 Worldwide Home Delivery

Please keep the Linkpool biodata app open as the appointment is being processed, to ensure your current Health and Bio-Identity details are correctly submitted to the Chainlink Blockchain (ticker: LINK)

Thank you Global Citizen,

*no refunds

Your State-issued Staking Access Gauge (SAG) has detected waning efficacy in your current Staking Status©. Unstaked Status© will remain inactive until one (1) year after your tokens© are booked in for mandatory service. Please be advised that you must schedule your internationally approved and mandated Staking® procedure within 72hrs to avoid penalties and/or d̶e̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ compulsory attendance at your local Q̶u̶a̶r̶a̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶F̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ Staking-Habitat© (v.01).

Failure to comply with updating your Staking Status© may result in your Social Access™ being temporarily restricted indefinitely. Hospital Access and Voting Attendance may be temporarily restricted indefinitely. Social Gathering and Personal Contact may be temporarily restricted indefinitely. Travel Movement Restrictions (TMRs) will be restricted to the following locations:
>1: Home
>2: [null]

To autoschedule your Internationally approved and mandated Staking® appointment, please select from the following options:
>1: Instant™
>2: Special Unit #STAKING-2030™ Worldwide Home Delivery

Please keep the SAG biodata app link open as the appointment is being processed, to ensure your current Health and Bio-Identity details are correctly submitted to the Chainlink Blockchain (ticker: LINK)

Thank you Global Citizen,

*no refunds

>>52690871
Dear Customer,
Your State-issued Staking Access Gauge (SAG) has detected waning efficacy in your current Staking Status©. Unstaked Status© will remain inactive until one (1) year after your tokens© are booked in for mandatory service. Please be advised that you must schedule your internationally approved and mandated Staking® procedure within 72hrs to avoid penalties and/or d̶e̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ compulsory attendance at your local Q̶u̶a̶r̶a̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶F̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ Staking-Habitat© (v.01).

Failure to comply with updating your Staking Status© may result in your Social Access™ being temporarily restricted indefinitely. Hospital Access and Voting Attendance may be temporarily restricted indefinitely. Social Gathering and Personal Contact may be temporarily restricted indefinitely. Travel Movement Restrictions (TMRs) will be restricted to the following locations:
>1: Home
>2: [null]

To autoschedule your Internationally approved and mandated Staking® appointment, please select from the following options:
>1: Instant™
>2: Special Unit #STAKING-2030™ Worldwide Home Delivery

Please keep the SAG biodata app link open as the appointment is being processed, to ensure your current Health and Bio-Identity details are correctly submitted to the Chainlink Blockchain (ticker: LINK)

Thank you Global Citizen,

*no refunds

Dear Customer,

Your State-issued Staking Access Gauge (SAG) has detected waning efficacy in your current Staking Status©. Unstaked Status© will remain inactive until one (1) year after your tokens© are booked in for mandatory service. Please be advised that you must schedule your internationally approved and mandated Staking® procedure within 72hrs to avoid penalties and/or d̶e̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ compulsory attendance at your local Q̶u̶a̶r̶a̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶F̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ Staking-Habitat© (v.01).

Failure to comply with updating your Staking Status© may result in your Social Access™ being temporarily restricted indefinitely. Hospital Access and Voting Attendance may be temporarily restricted indefinitely. Social Gathering and Personal Contact may be temporarily restricted indefinitely. Travel Movement Restrictions (TMRs) will be restricted to the following locations:
>1: Home
>2: [null]

To autoschedule your Internationally approved and mandated Staking® appointment, please select from the following options:
>1: Instant™
>2: Special Unit #STAKING-2030™ Worldwide Home Delivery

Please keep the SAG biodata app link open as the appointment is being processed, to ensure your current Health and Bio-Identity details are correctly submitted to the Chainlink Blockchain (ticker: LINK)

Thank you Global Citizen,

*no refunds

>2-year sentence dropped
Your coins vill still do 9 to 12 months of mandatory service in ze cryptogulag™.

Zhere will be no more forgivenesses.

Your coins vill do 2 years of mandatory service in ze cryptogulag™

>>52667094
The Top 3 Possible Chainlink-Staking Outcomes:

1.
>staking finally arrives
>unstaking requires Level 70 VAXXPASS™

2.
>mandatory staking
>lock-in period: 3 years
>may never unstake

3.
>no staking ever comes
>the Great Reset is dead on arrival and Chainlink goes to zero

>>52667180
The Top 3 Possible Chainlink-Staking Outcomes:

1.
>staking finally arrives
>unstaking requires Level 70 VAXXPASS™

2.
>mandatory staking
>lock-in period: 3 years
>may never unstake

3.
>no staking ever comes
>the Great Reset is dead on arrival and Chainlink goes to zero