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No idea why a “gf” would be entitled to anything...

Anyway my ex wife filed for divorce in 2017 and I figured I’d get into crypto since I wanted to but she was always against it cause the risk. Reasonable and I respected that. I threw some play money at it and of course everything crashed. Wasn’t supposed to as we were going through divorce but fuck it. Anyway I provide all the details of my trading as I’m supposed to for discovery and it’s a lot of shitcoin trades with stupid names which ended in a loss of maybe a grand or so. Divorce finalizes, and I feel more comfy than ever looking at the crypto landscape and I see that one coin, chainlink, is not dipping below ico, and shooting up in rank on cmc. I start paying attention to the larps, insiders, and breadcrumbs and I make my move. Sold my house (separate property in the divorce) moved in with mommy and went all in. I was fucking broke as shit when she left and now I’m a multi millionaire. FUCK YOU BITCH HAHA.