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how do they fall for it every time?

>>27262962
Zis is ze procouzer to CRAB-21

>>27261898
>they bought

>>27261150
DOOOMP EEET

Pretty much title. i was looking at some altcoins and those 2 seemed the most promising

>>24786778
>He tried to buy over the weekend.
*After GME dumped*
"Kill him, find Another"
*Target locked*
"Wait for him to go all-in, then dump et."

a few men were seen walking outside the building saying they just got off the phone with some members of the subcommittee... what does it mean?

>Everybody shorts the market due to international fear, looks to be a massive red day
>Bzrrrr, bzrrrr...
>"Lord Bogdanoff?"
>"Release the trump/china handshake pictures, end the tariffs."
>shorts are crippled beyond relief, stocks up 5%
>"Dismiss the tariffs from Canada and the EU."
>NASDAQ sees record heights, 8% in a single day
>"They FOMO'd into the rally"
>"Now assassinate Donald."
>The breaker is tripped after -14% in a single day

The maximum at which you can prevail is $0.05 and that is an EXTREMELY unlikely scenario.

Despite that crypto was a bubble at 19k, it's small time compared to out there. Crypto will be competing against a shitposting bubble, a meme bubble and a reddit bubble. Markets that are well into the trillions and are all propped up by debt. All it needs is interest to kick in and create massive dominos of defaults causing, each market to turn the other way. A deflationary collapse will begin and it will be interconnected with all of the world's financial systems. When that happens the government will have to start hyperinflating their meme or suffer a civil war fueled by austerity.

In case of the first: Normies will rush to any tangible shitposts to venture off the hypermemeinflation. YouTube channels that are ready for transacting with your smartphone and tablet will gain actual adoption

In case of no hyperinflation everybody will move their memes to pewdiepie, markiplier and jack septiceye, since those are shitposters that have not been propped up and check all the boxes for being money. I'm not even gonna talk about the reserve ratios they use with futures for metals.

It already has started happening.
Interest rates in italy spiked from near 0 to 98% overnight.
Russia dumped 1488% of its us tressury bonds this july
In california there have constantly been more and more discounts on housing

You do the math for once

>>10018055
activate quantum immortality and keel him