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Pls shill me some new low caps on uniswap. Only legit stuff allowed

>>56099054
It's all good, my friend.

>>56098920
I'll be rock solid, while they will be stains on the pavement.

>>56044834
> I bet they won't even provide him his amphetamines he needs to prepare his legal defense.
Scroll up.

>>55489370
based

>>55236298
>Yawn
You know there is a whole economy out there that wants nothing to do with the US.
Crypto doesn't need America. China on the other hand is bullish for Crypto.

Not sure why the sec is so obsessed on keeping the goyim out. Probably has to do with the new fednow bucks that will have time spend limits to keep you from holding your value but who knows?

>>55133494

WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING UP BROS?

You still have us

>>54166054
you sound so mad lol

>>54142923
>>54142581
As you are most likely not playing with magic internet money these times I am archiving this thread and will sneed you some money if the bullrun resumes and I make it next year. You literally can't kill yourself before 2025 or I will be sending it to abandoned wallets

>mexican engineers are finally snapping
FINALLY this technocrat society is collapsing. Cant wait for more enginiggers to go postal and all this fake and gay shit goes away.

>>53258417
>>already graduated college, graduation money was entirely spent on car repairs
>spent money on gold instead of car repairs
Sorry anon. Better luck in the next life.

The sooner you realise ALL of Crypto is a scam, the better you can trade this for your financial benefit as it's a zero sum game.

>>53184170
The generation adoption desu, the more crypto is expanded and put into the everyday minds of the youth, the more it’ll be adopted as they take positions on company’s over time.
As well as it takes for individuals to develop interface that’s easier for the masses to take. Like the adoption of the internet became integrated into the everyday life when the smartphone made the scene

>look at stonks
>filter out tech stonks that got brutally destroyed into sub dollar after 2022 like aquabounty thank you cathie and musk for dumping bags
>time to buy up a few thousand easily
>richman.jpg
>I can be future chad whale if these tech companies become FAGMAN big in 10 years

For me the strategy is to buy what I can buy a lot of

>>52424451
One vodka leemonade barkeep

>>52297118
>buy the business I wage at and fire everyone
>shut it down and bulldoze it
>buy a thousand rental duplexes
>buy a buffalo ranch
>buy 20 million dollars worth of gold and keep it in a custom made chest with my name engraved in it
>buy Hitomi Tanaka to be my sex slave
>pay a beaner mechanic $500 to fix my shitty riceburner car
>buy my grandparents a new trailer home
>put the rest in investments and live life
>invest a few billion in cryogenics at age 60 (my money will have expanded vastly by this point)
>freeze myself and my 12 favorite brides in 2085
>become immortal and live off of my dividends forever when I thaw out in 2250

>>51475810
Cheers, /biz/ is a tolerant place of peace.

>>51381498
Yeah I think im putting my $1k in tonight. Gotta snipe a good spot. I think $1 is outrageous but if it does a 5x from here that would be a nice little bit of money for me, and a 5x seems reasonable.

>mfw government taxes absolutely butcher stocks as WSB redditors stop providing exit liquidity when they start raging about losing their meme pump gains
>mfw government bond rates just keep going up cause "inflation is still high" narrative looks good to trap people into "own nothing" and I get top level tax breaks in government bonds

Reminder that bondchads will keep winning and bobo kings are in bonds making gains while you sit in equities getting ready to get rekt in the exit dump.

>>50672724
>But then I'll miss out on Le next sbeeb kek good idea anon, I never thought of that. I don't really like filtering words but if I could filter jeetery outright I would.

>Forensic Accountant

I know for A FACT (visions don't lie) moass is delusional shit and GME is heading towards bankruptcy speedrun, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy these threads and arguing with baggies. So this one goes to you, both coping baggies and seething melties. And to RC for continously delivering absolute shit for product and fartposting. To another year of bagholding! Kenny bless.

>mfw gamestop slowly builds real business with NFT technology and winds up replacing a FAGMAN in marketcap
>not atleast buying SOME GME on dips

gme baggies are cultish but lets be real gamestop is atleast a company that has to report quarterlies and isn't participating in yacht club apes shit parties. Isn't the cryptofag side of biz always talking about real businesses forming out of blockchain tech and this board shit talks GME over a few weeks of reddit and MSM meme trading that happened a year ago? Yet this board will still suck off sirgay fatass? Kek. Imagine this board if gamestop really pivoted in a few years and stinklink couldn't get up past 10 dollars ever again.