/biz/ - Business & Finance

Never listen to anybody on this board, don't waste your time reading posts on here. You think this board makes you a top crypto investor?

No

sorry kid, this board is full of neets and semi-homeless wagies that will never amount to anything.

>Lemme give you something worth reading

Listen to your primal instincts, picking the best coins is like going to the fruit market. You pick the ripest most colourful coin there is, preferably with gay bright colours and wait until it picks up. Because just like you there's a moronic ape ready to splash money on it, times that by a million and there we go, you just made yourself financially stable.

Little tip make sure the coin has a futuristic name behind it, something similar to the racing cars from WipeOut (AG systems or Qirex some shit like that).

Trust me this is the tactic I have been using for 5 years now, I made it big, why you think Bored Ape picked off? It's because of pure unadulterated super saiyan monkeys like myself splashing on it.

And now I am splashing it in your mum.

Don't listen to wannabee machine autists and their convoluted explanations or diagrams some shit, listen to yourself and trust in Allah.

Thank me later.