/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29177195
Put me in the screencap

>>26755455
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Buying $4,500 of GME and $1,000 of BB at open.

I'll see you on the other side, lads.

Excelsior!

>>26396066

>Down $1,800 from a year of trial and error, randomly picking stocks, paper hands and panic selling.
>Collected $21,000 in unemployment bux in 2020.
>Biden wants to extend them until September.

I'm hyped as fuck for this year.

Excelsior!

>>26244773

Absolutely.

>Cargo shorts
>Flip flops
>Printed t-shirts
>Mirrored aviator sunglasses

>>24827516

Everyone has their price, senpai. You'd be amazed at just how low it truly is.

Besides girls need their phones to live and during finals time, Adderall can sell from $25 to $35 each.

>>24202421

I'm buy any significant MOON, PLTR, RIOT, and CRSR dips.

Excelsior!

>>24188502

Ah, a fellow King of culture.

With more lockdown, unemployment extension and increase incoming PLUS Christmas...I'm going all in on CRSR.

Excelsior!

>>23911019

>Meet T H I C C QT on Tinder.
>Invite her over to watch some kino.
>"Hey Anon, what are we going to watch?"
>"Yeah...I just said that to get you over here so I can worship your feets. You can put on whatever you want."
>"A-are we going to at least have sex?"
>"Maybe. Let's see those feets first."

>>23901337

I don't eat raw fish, eat pussy, tip, vote or pay for vidya.

>>23894490

>MFW I got a vasectomy at 21 because I didn't want any bastards, wanted to blow my load inside every girl ever and refused to give up my money or time.

Best $20 copay I ever spent.

Plus a QT nurse taped my cock to my belly.

>>23892048

>MFW I own 100 shares.

I was tempted to dump this morning but I stayed up until 6 AM playing Assassin's Creed Valhalla and didn't wake up until it started dunping.