Bonded Finance is all you need.
First they laughed and paid me no heed
To them I said, not selling, didn't read
Next they screamed until they were blond
but i'm never selling, not even 1 BOND
again they swore it was a scam
but I couldn't hear I was choosing my lam
each day getting closer to no-BOND tears
they laughed and pointed, shouted COPE!
But I simply smile, as they tied their rope
despite all the FUD, the torment, the fear
I knew deep down it would be $1 EOY
then one day, out of the blue, BOND was 10 cents, 15, 22.
“you'll never make it, it's a pyramid scheme!”
BOND's only value is a pajeet dev Sameme!
My GOD, all this FUD over some Bondies?
I thought to myself as my wallet grew fondly.
Then one DAY, I never thought it'd cum
all these Non-Bondies wanted some!
They BEGGED and CRIED and screamed, and pleaded
PLZ SIR 1 BONDY is all I NEEDED!
The moral is this in case is needs telling
despite all this, didn't read, not selling.