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School at exclusive LA prep schools. Coming of age events (first kiss, first blowjob under the school's stadium rafters, losing virginity when parents are on holiday in your mansion) happen as routinely as the plotpoints in a knockoff Bret Easton Ellis novel

Summers in Europe in the French Riviera or Italy or London. Never seen snow in your life outside of Aspen.

$300+k in a trust fund by 18. BMW crashed for fun.

College at Stanford or Ivy League or UCLA, networking with future billionaires, movie stars.

First job in some investment bank in New York where frat buddy is boss. Enjoy the city life with lots of money, every night.

Join some overfunded startup in California for second job. Gets acquired for millions after failing and somehow become an investor.

Built up a faux-Twitter cool guy persona. Go on podcasts and talk about the markets.

Get married after 70+ Tinder and Bumble hookups. On to the next "mature" stage of life by 28.