/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57598596
get a job. In the time you spent whining here you could be making money at a job even a min wage job. It doesnt take long to save up the money you need if you have living costs covered, youre just a lazy zoom zoom who thinks they are above working well listen up wolf of wall street youre NGMI

>go camping for a week
>4chang goes down
spooky
Anything interesting happen the last week?
>Prospectors being shipped to me now
>Crusader's waiting for art
>no ideas for the next desk mat yet

It's an easy buy.

>>52995197
I know your a larper but in the off chance your not please don't rope yourself later when we take off. My DCA is $27 a share. Sorry your so broke you can't buy this dip.

>>50905313
>zoomie with fried dopamine receptors craves stimulation

sad

>>49399447
Amen.

>>49399480
We still love you.

>>30433687
Got about 300k sitting in various Vanguard funds. Feelin' comfy.

>>29550013
Cmon, cheer up man. It's still early and that doesnt even matter FWIW

>>29395166
Like $DIS, amirite? There's no bigger meme than boomer stocks.

>>29366443
Sounds like its time to buy more Anon, what are you gonna do? quit? Thats loser talk. double or nothing

> up 0.28%
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

Friendly reminder that penny stocks will make you poor, while boomer stocks will make you rich. Capitulate and accept the 8% gains with divvies, anon. You'll sleep so much easier knowing that you won't have your entire portfolio rug-pulled overnight.

gonna buy 10k shares of ROLLS ROYCE after their march earnings

>>27764672
Nah bro, he didn't wipe it on her 'stache.

> dude just buy good fundamentals and hodl
This is legitimately good advice if you want a boomer-tier wagie existence. That said, if you want to "make it" your only path forward is to be a high earner (500k/yr or more) which is usually only business owners or celebrities (in some niche instances wagies can hit these salaries like doctors or staff engineers at a FAANG, but they're usually top 1% in their field so "celebrities" somewhat holds).

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM NOK FAGGOTS NOK BB SILVER I WAS LOADING ALL OF THEM BEFORE YUO FUCKING PISSANTS DECIDED TO STICK IT TO THE MAN BY PUMPING AND DUMPING THE SHIT OUT OF THE MIDDLE CLASS ANDA FEW DOIN LIL SUMS. I WANT MY POSITIONS BACK COCKSUCKERS

Imagine losing half your net worth to shill bots on reddit. Bankers rule you not because they're evil but because you're retarded.

>>26960158
I will do my best to be patient with the newfaggot pump and dumpers

Ah, thank god it's Friday, am I right anon? Just a few more hours until we can kick up out feet, grab a cold one, and watch tranny porn for two straight days.

>>25936428
>meanwhile I'm male and top 1% on onlyfans KEKKKK
>>25936874
>yeah mostly cawk and dirty talk
Jesus Christ... Imagine being a man and thinking this is something to brag about?
>I am the top male prostitute
You are owed the same amount of respect as the world's best shit eater.

>>25923955
Nice work anon, I'm happy for you!

if u split
>we bankrupt u

How do long bitcoin? What is leverage? Do I keep the gainz?

>>25316683
https://www.thecoinrepublic.com/2020/12/29/cme-suspends-bitcoin-futures-trading-amidst-high-volatility/amp/

https://elevenews.com/2020/12/29/the-biggest-bitcoin-futures-market-temporarily-halted-due-to-insane-gap/

peasant