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What I Think Happened
>Pirbright Institute figures out you can use Coronavirus to create a vaccine for livestock to prevent them from getting respiratory diseases
>Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation funds their efforts to research further
>Greedy Chinese in Wuhan try to reverse engineer it
>Somehow end up fucking it up, make it communicable from animals to humans
>It leaks to a nearby seafood/exotic food market because it's a shitty Chinese lab
>The Chinks fucked it up so bad that now when it transfers from animals to humans it somehow ends up causing respiratory illnesses instead of preventing them
>Initial Pirbright patent applications get re-opened just this morning, less than 24 hours after the stories break about the virus because they know exactly what the fuck is going on and how to stop it
>B&M Foundation funded start up Moderna announces it's developing a Coronavirus vaccine
>Invest in Moderna as they will probably get the best access to all of Pirbright's data, and a possible license to their patents, which I would bet my left testicle includes a way to fix the Chinese fuckup

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