/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Computer, activate the holodeck program Barclay-Theta-5 and create a scene of a bustling crypto bull market.

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>Computer, I want you to run a simulation comparing the regional etymology of the name Gratz to the known historical geographic range of the Yiddish language.

Computer, reconstruct FTX headquarters in the Bahamas circa midnight 21st of June 2022 with lasers, strobes and fog machines in every room synced to Brian Ellis - Terminated playing throughout the building at 70db. All employees are present, all dosed with 20mg of dextroamphetamine, 30mg of methylphenidate and 500yg of LSD. Dress me in Allgemeine SS attire equipped with Flammenwerfer and a Luger both with infinite ammo. Seal all doors to the building and disengage safety protocols.

Computer, reconstruct FTX headquarters in the Bahamas circa midnight 21st of June 2022 with lasers, strobes and fog machines in every room synced to Brian Ellis - Terminated playing throughout the building at 70db. All employees are present, all dosed with 20mg of dextroamphetamine, 30mg of methylphenidate and 500yg of LSD. Dress me in Allgemeine SS attire equipped with Flammenwerfer and a Luger both with infinite ammo. Seal all doors to the building and disengage safety protocols.