/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Batman: Mr. Freeze, you've been a thorn in my side for far too long. And now, I've caught you in another act of foolishness.
>Mr. Freeze: What are you talking about, Batman? I haven't committed any crimes.
>Batman: Don't play dumb with me. I'm talking about your investments in GME stock. You thought you could beat the market, and now you're left holding the bag.
>Mr. Freeze: It was a risk I was willing to take. What's wrong with that?
>Batman: What's wrong with that is that you were playing with other people's money, Freeze. You were using your criminal connections to influence the market and make a quick profit. That's illegal, and it's unethical.
>Mr. Freeze: So what are you going to do about it? Are you going to arrest me?
>Batman: No, I'm not. I have a better idea. I'm going to teach you a lesson about responsibility and smart investments.
>Mr. Freeze: And how do you plan to do that?
>Batman: By showing you the way. You see, I have a Batcard credit card. It's more than just a piece of plastic. It's a symbol of responsibility and good financial management.
>Mr. Freeze: I don't see how that's relevant.
>Batman: It's relevant because I want to teach you how to make smart investments. Investments that won't come back to bite you in the end.
>Mr. Freeze: And what about your suit? The one with the nipples?
>Batman: (sighs) Yes, Mr. Freeze, even the bat nipples. They're a symbol of my commitment to justice and my responsibility to Gotham.
>Mr. Freeze: I see. I suppose I could learn something from you.
>Batman: Good. Then let's get started. It's time to turn that ice-cold heart of yours into a smart financial mind. And maybe, just maybe, you'll finally start to see the error of your ways.