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>sir, we´ll need some collateral for that house loan
*shows portfolio on smarphone*

>>26966570
>OMG!! MY FAVORITE PORNWHORE JUST POSTED ABOUT DOGSTOCK! I MUST BUY!!
>SHE TOOK 15 COCKS IN HER ASS AT 18 I KNOW SHES GOT SMART FINANCIAL DECISIONS!!!

>>26381428

dolphin looks like this

>>26334017
What cryptocurrency is this?

>ignore all charts
>don’t reply bubble posts
>if we just ispam in “new paradigm golden bullrun posts” to infinity and leave “it’s a bubble” posts at max 50 replies maybe people will continue buying this ponzi a little more

>>24003493
Look at the graph you fucking zoomer

Whats poppin bois I'm ready to stack that ca$h
>be me
>18y/o zoomer /pol/ lurker
>finished highschool this year
>uncle gave me job at gasstation
>made 1400$
>still living wth parents
>spent 20$ on V bucks
>ready to go all in with the remaining cash
I'll drop my whole income on the most convincing reply, aka best spoonfed.

>>23262347
>hella
SLIT YOUR THROAT

>>23232860
Ok zoomy have fun with your zero liquidity token

>>23227246
Take your meds schizo zoomy

>>22461860
I'm not going to lie, I have like 40,000 in assets and a job so I just like to throw money at pretty much any stupid coin hoping that this is the floor and that the moon is coming soon.

>>21449110
>42 linkies

>>21449791
Based

>Yo, bruh. I'm telling you. It'll go up forever. Just buy it.

>>17447307
Damn boomers death rate is 40x zoomers? Bullish.

31 year old zoomer here

planning on getting into crypto
what will be the bottom and which crypto is the safest / which one has the highest growth potential right now

https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/crypto-crow-talks-cardano-bitcoin-future-of-cryptocurrency-2019-12-20

Why the fuck is a known scammer allowed on a show that plays on NASDAQ.com?

You would think a big name in investing would be aware of shit like this. Perhaps boomers are too retarded to understand anything about crypto and we are way earlier in the game than some of us think.

Zoomers under 20 who have made it in life only.

Tell us how you made it.

I will go first:
>2017
>a friend tells me about Bitcoin
>laugh at his face telling him it's bullshit
>then proceed to dig up more info
>decide to give it a try
>around may 2017, BTC is ~$2,000
>ask parents for $1,000 loan
>they support my investing venture
>Dec. 2017, everyone goes insane about the price
>I get suspicious of everything
>pull out
>reinvest again in feb 2018
>little did we know alt season is about to begin
>with $10,000 capital, I ride the STORM pump, the WINGS pump, little bit of the XRP pump
>of course, miss out other massive pumps or lose money from scams, inevitable
>BTC looks dead at the end of 2018
>my portfolio reaches around $90,000
>2019 begins
>all in all poor year, if it was not for fucking MATIC
>10x pump leaves me with $900,000

A lot of luck involved for sure, some good decisions, not gonna say it was all planned.

Your turn.

Get in

>>15919535

SNAPCHAT INSTAGRAM FACEBOOK YES YES YES LOOK MY HISTORY, OUH GUCCI GANG TRAP YEAH NIGGA

> zoomer
> 1000 usd saved up
> 1/1000 to go.

I am going to make it boys.

I have MITx and never been so comfy

Zoomer here. What does biz recommend to invest my hard earned mc do money??

how do we get more zoomers into crypto? we need them if were gonna become rich.

Boys I got my first 1000 euros in my life. Where to invest?