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Wagie wojak looked for the button to roll down the window.
“Take no one with you,” Said the General.
“But she’s my oneitis!” Wagie Wojak said.
General slapped Wojak’s hand from the handle.
“Where we’re going, she’s a 1/10.” The General sped up. Wagie Wojak watched her in the rear view mirror for a while, then saw her walk off with a pathetic noLinker.
At the third light, a man came up to the window. He was not a wojak.
“Son, I am prepared to offer you $700 for a LINK! I am buying 100,000 my good sirs.” The rich normie smiled confidently. He knocked on the window for General to let him in.
$700? Wagie Wojak searched for his wallet. He had so much LINK it wouldn’t hurt to sell just a little.
“Fuck off! We’re not selling,” the General flipped him off and drove off.
As they picked up more marines on the way towards the giant green dildo, Wagie Wojak heard normies and noLinkers in the streets:
“$900! Limit buy 100 LINK for $900!”
“Market buying LINK! Market buy oh God please let my buy go through!”
“The exchanges are crashing!”
“Please, I’ll pay you in cash, just give me some LINK.” A normie grabbed a marine in the streets.
The General got out of the lambo and punched him. The other marine quickly got into the lambo with them.
“How much is a LINK worth now? I have to know!” Wagie asked.

The $3 trillion figure “does not seem crazy to me,” Masters says.

https://www.barrons.com/articles/blockchain-is-starting-to-show-real-promise-amid-the-hype-1534554901?link=sfmw_fb

>you just know