/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'll never wage again

>you're live on wagie FM

I'm a landlord with just a couple houses. I pay a management company to take care of all this shit. It sucks that they take some of the rent, but fuck fielding calls in the middle of the night that there is a leak or some bullshit.
I've probably had around 6 total tenants, and while a couple of them were retarded, I never had to evict anyone or had my house destroyed. I had a lesbian couple who called my house "the house from hell" before begging to break their lease due to many ongoing repairs. I fixed everything immediately, but I guess they were just pissed about the problems. Or they were just using it as an excuse to leave. I didn't mind, tenants that call for a lot of repairs suck. I rented and I hardly ever called for a repair.

>>24236597
High risk investing is for chads. Don't start crying when I'm banging your wife while you're working 2 jobs.

>>24008692
This is wagie life. You go to work and pretend to be confident, pretend this bullshit work matters, and pretend that you like your job. Back when I was a wagie, my therapist told me pretty much everyone complains about this.

>>23940200
LOL wagie cope. Sure after waking up at 6, getting to work by 8, getting off work at 5(more like 7 since Mr Shekelburg needs those reports for tomorrow) wagie is going to
>mingle with friends
>go to the bar
>watch a movie with his gf
>have sex
>watch the game
all before he needs to be in bed by 11 for the next day of waging. Face it wagie, your entire life is based around your work, and you don't get to do anything without Mr Shekelburgs permission.
>Mr Shekelburg, can i go to the bathroom?
>Mr Shekelburg can I go to the doctor?
>Mr Shekelburg, can I go to my kids school play?

>>23516125
Quitted my soul crushing wagie cucking motherfucking job some months ago, feeling great and comfy.

>>23504284
That's pure cope. Whatever you like doing, doing it for a profit ruins it. People who have to work tell themselves they do what they love to cope with being a slave.
>I love programming.
>Oh good, you can get paid to do what you love!
>Here is your 12-hour a day cubicle cage. Spend the next 40 years figuring out why clicking this button makes the red box pop up, instead of the green box.
>I love my job!
Try asking them if they would continue going to work, just as many hours as they do now, if they would get paid regardless.

>>23397060
Based.

>>22795755
I'm a retired NEET now, but have to live like a peasant because all my money is in crypto. I've been looking at jobs and they pay like shit. I'm gonna go work all day and get like, $150? And have to do that 5 days a week? Sounds like shit, I'd rather just continue being poor.

>>21791440
Used to be a CPA. If you're low level, you make the same adjusting entries every month, year after year. Higher level, you update the same spreadsheet quarter after quarter. Highest level, you massage earnings using the same old tricks, but not too blatantly, otherwise your auditors might begin to question if the risk is worth the fee. Also, the whole industry is brainlet tier (myself included), as you can tell by it being overpopulated with roasties.

>>21780243
OH WAGIEEEEEE

>>21731194
True story. 39 year old FIRE'd MGTOW reporting.Kinda boring but sooo much better than wagecucking.

>MFW boomers are sweating about the end of payroll taxes taking away "their" social security when i'm already not paying them on capital gains

I'm never gonna benefit from that shit in the first place.

It's almost time for another Tuesday in the wage cage. You wouldn't want to be late and make your master Mr. Noseberg mad.

>>20715313
Can't wait till I neet after re-investing my shinyrock winnings and while the normies have to go back to work.

Save me from wagiedom amzn

What are you going to do when the 3T stimulus pumps your stocks to the moon and makes you a millionaire at Warp Speed?

>USAC up bigly
>ET also going back up after earnings

I'm happy but this is happening very fast. Shit's going to be back to a "normal" div rate in a few months. I want to buy more!

>>18454371
Bump x2

>>18352832
My dream is to make enough off dividends to cover all expenses and compound my money forever but that dream seems far off

>Dividends make enough to cover rent
>Not paying rent even though I can afford it
>Pocketing trumpbux and buying more divie stocks