/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56899506
I'm part jew and my IQ is like 129.

I noticed the Ashkenazi I talk to seem to be on my level while the Sephardic jews are midwitts but their jewesses got dat ass.

Never trust a jewess btw.. they can't pair bond. In general jews lack empathy and self centered I just lucked out and turned out to be some sort of spastic with ADHD and PDD-NOS so even thought I seem to lack empathy I really do just want the best for everyone.

No I don't have jew nose, I look weird turkish ( gross ) but femoids rate me high.

>>55141057
That's nothing, I went to 20MM and now its only worth 2MM, and I still a virgin.
I want to neck myself so bad.

>>54766773
You are absolutely right anon, I've made several million dollars and I still can't get a gf.
I think at this point I have to blantantly flaunt my wealth, like I literally need to buy a lambo and walk around with a dozen Rolexes on my arms to even have a chance.

>>54766828
>>54767272
These are lies.

>>54766865
> Rule #1 is be attractive. Rule number two is don't be ugly.
You mean Rule #1 is be 6 feet tall and Rule #2 is be 6 feet tall.

>>54766922
At least you can fix your personality anon, I can spend all my millions and I will never be 6 feet tall like you.

>take home less than $20,000 canadian bux after tax
>average detached home is over $1,000,000 in the city I live in

>>50445722
>I wanna see the face of someone who bought BTC at 60k when they see it switch places with 1/4th of a GME right before it actually blasts off.
pic related

>tfw bought siga at 11.50

>>30284771
>>30284873
n-nevermind

I unironically sold ADA at $0.042, DOGE at $0.029 (during the dip, I panicked after buying at $0.025). I also sold TRX at $0.035 and COTI at $0.08
I'm never gonna make it, am I?

>First time buying stock
>AMC because /pol/ told me
>Chose Revolut since already had an account there
>Placed order when it was at $8-ish
>A few hours later
>"Your buy order has been executed"
>Went check in the app
>mfw it was executed at $15.55
What the actual fuck? Thank God I only put like 70 bucks in

>>25084862
>mfw I sold on monday thinking I'd get cheapies now

>>19077440
does software count

>>18420020
BASED
do pic related niggers

>>12023576
never fren

I am pretty sure if I sell the entire market will pump because I am unlucky

>>11906330
>i wish i never made it. at least then i would have an excuse for why im still a virgin
you're a literal piece of shit. You don't realize? THIS is why you're a virgin: your pathetic and depressive attitude. You have fucking 3.2millions and you are sad? instead of working to better yourself you are just swallowing in your own pity
>muh no gf
>muh love
Yes, your only option is pic related, unless you become a man.

>>11124747
>tfw no extraterrestrial trap gf

>check how my wallets are doing after avoiding crypto for like half a year
>entire portfolio is now worth pennies
can someone please reassure me my investments will go up again at some point before I unironically kms

i had fucking $6000 worth of IOST and EVE

>>10694427
I'd like to know too
I kholed yesterday and the shit is suposed to be antidepressive but I cried like a bitch while coming down, it's a really introspective drug and it made me realize my life is even shittier than I thought it was

Why the heck won't it stop pumping? Where was this money last month when I was begging for it

>signed up on Bitmex with intention to short
>went long
>liquidated

It doesn't feel like it

Scalable

>>9989144
Is this true?

>not even a dead cat bounce

We are dead