/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18013000
no, they must go on

the prophecy demands it

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>18013011
really offtopic reminders in general you spergs

>>18013023
when dealing with numbers, math skills are essential

what would make stock market any different?

>>17873348
only an act of god could do that....

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying TSLA at $950.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

>>17489792
glad im not the only one seeing it

>>11786982
maybe it its finally Akira?

that serbian movie last week got a little...intense